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Stefanik predicts new Columbia leader 'won't last' because 'they still don't get it'
Rep. Elise Stefanik (R-N.Y.) predicted on Sunday the new acting president of Columbia University “won’t last” after the prestigious institution lost its second leader in recent months to scrutiny ...The Hill - 4d -
Injury Report: Jonathan Kuminga won't return vs. Spurs due to ankle soreness
After exiting the game, Jonathan Kuminga was ruled out for the remainder of the contest against the Spurs due to ankle soreness.Yahoo Sports - 4d -
New York Giants' Joe Schoen won't commit to QB in draft: 'We could go any position'
New York Giants general manager Joe Schoen is keeping his options open with the third pick in the 2025 NFL draft: "We could go any position."Yahoo Sports - 3d -
IU men's basketball athletic trainer with lawsuit pending won't be retained after 44 years
For more than four decades, Tim Garl served on the Indiana basketball training staff. But his time came to an end Monday. Here's what we know.Yahoo Sports - 3d -
Need is clear at one position, but Bills won't say it's a focus in first round of draft
Sean McDermott discussed the Bills' situation on the defensive line at the NFL owners meetings in Florida.Yahoo Sports - 3d -
Packers banking on internal improvement from pass-rush, won't chase DL during draft
Regardless of how the 2025 NFL draft plays out, the Green Bay Packers are hoping for a big jump internally to power improvement from the pass-rushing group next season.Yahoo Sports - 3d -
Giants must find their next franchise quarterback, but GM Joe Schoen won't act recklessly
The Giants need their franchise quarterback. They know that. But don't expect general manager Joe Schoen to force the issue if he and his staff don't love the options in the draft.Yahoo Sports - 3d -
House Democrat: Trump team has 'done nothing' to assure Signal leak won't be repeated
Rep. Seth Moulton has criticized the Trump administration for its response to the use of Signal by high-level officials to discuss military plans, saying they have done nothing to prevent a repeat ...The Hill - 2d -
'NYPD Blue' actor Kim Delaney and her husband won't be charged after arrest
Los Angeles prosecutors declined to file formal charges against former "NYPD Blue" actor Kim Delaney and her husband after they were accused of domestic violence.NBC News - 2d -
Tequila maker says tariffs won't affect his prices. Here's why he plans to absorb costs
Colorado-based Suerte Tequila said it will absorb all tariff costs.CNBC - 2d -
Here's the biggest reason 49ers' Brandon Aiyuk won't be traded, remain with team for 2025 season
San Francisco now has 22.85 million more reasons to keep himCBS Sports - 1d -
GOP senator says he 'won't apologize' after telling fired HHS employee he 'probably deserved it'
Sen. Jim Banks (R-Ind.) on Wednesday said he “won’t apologize” for telling a fired Health and Human Services (HHS) employee that he “probably deserved it,” after video footage of the exchange was ...The Hill - 1d -
Christian Benford: Contract is life-changing, but won't change how I approach the game
Bills cornerback Christian Benford's new contract will change his life.Yahoo Sports - 1d -
Johnson says he won't concede on parents proxy voting battle as impasse continues
With the House at a standstill, Speaker Mike Johnson is refusing to fold on his strong opposition to allowing new parents in Congress to vote remotely.ABC News - 14h -
Women's March Madness: Flau'jae Johnson will return to LSU, won't declare for 2025 WNBA Draft, per report
Johnson is a junior, but was eligible for the draft because she'll turn 22 later this yearCBS Sports - 13h -
Final Four predictions: 5 reasons Duke won't win March Madness (and one reason it will)
One of these No. 1 seeds is not like the other. Sports betting books list Duke as a clear favorite in the men's Final Four, but hang on just a second.Yahoo Sports - 3h -
Mum who killed baby in 1998 told by judge she won't be sent to jail
Joanne Sharkey was only identified as the mother of Baby Callum in July 2023.BBC News - 2h -
Rodgers still in frame as Steelers weigh QB options
The Pittsburgh Steelers aren't getting off the quarterback carousel anytime soon. Amid a public courtship of quarterback Aaron Rodgers, coach Mike Tomlin said Sunday that the team is still ...ESPN - 3d -
Conan O'Brien to receive Mark Twain Prize for humor as politics roils Kennedy Center
On a night when half a dozen people made jokes about this being the last-ever Mark Twain Prize, Conan O’Brien made sure the ceremony at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts ended on a ...ABC News - Mar. 24 -
Trump says ‘there are methods’ for seeking third term in White House
In interview Trump said he wasn’t joking when he alluded to a purported loophole for a third term as president. Donald Trump has said there are “methods” – if not “plans” – to circumvent the ...The Guardian - 4d -
Republican leaders in Congress downplay Trump's talk of a third term as president
Lawmakers insisted he wasn't serious about it, even though he told NBC News he's "not joking" about wanting another term, which is barred under the 22nd Amendment.NBC News - 3d -
Magic: The Gathering Launches Surprise Deadpool Secret Lair For "April 'Pools Day"
Sometimes, an announcement one might expect to be an April Fool's Day joke turns out to be the real deal. Case in point: One week after releasing limited-time drops featuring SpongeBob SquarePants ...GameSpot - 2d -
A Minecraft Movie Review - Exactly What You Think It Is, For Better Or Worse
Ten years ago, the idea of a movie based on Minecraft, starring Jack Black and Jason Momoa, would have sounded like a setup for a joke about the current state of video game films. In 2025, though, ...GameSpot - 1d -
Mythical creatures, beloved doctors and Facebook foul-ups – take the Thursday quiz
Questions on general knowledge and topical trivia, plus a few jokes, every Thursday. How will you fare?. With impeccable timing, last week , when there was a very naughty miniature dachshund ...The Guardian - 1d -
New York Giants appear to be trending away from QBs in first round of 2025 NFL draft
New York Giants GM Joe Schoen sure sounds like a man who won't force a quarterback selection at No. 3 overall in the 2025 NFL draft.Yahoo Sports - 3d -
JuJu Watkins injury update: USC women's basketball star to miss rest of NCAA tournament
The highly anticipated matchup between USC's JuJu Watkins and UConn's Paige Bueckers, which had fans salivating, won't happen Monday night.Yahoo Sports - 3d -
Not easy to win 10 out of 13 in Championship - Allen
Coventry midfielder Jamie Allen says the 3-1 loss at Sheffield United won't "knock them back" in the hunt for a play-off spot.Yahoo Sports - 3d -
Yankees’ Giancarlo Stanton not blaming torpedo bat for his elbow injury
Giancarlo Stanton said he plans to use the torpedo bat when he returns from the IL and won't blame the bat for his injuries.Yahoo Sports - 2d -
Familiar face joining Darian DeVries as Indiana basketball's first transfer commitment
The Hoosiers landed a culture-setting guard who won't have a large learning curve to Darian DeVries. What to know about IU's transfer commitment.Yahoo Sports - 1d -
Roger Goodell: Justin Tucker review is ongoing, no updates until it's complete
The Ravens say the status of kicker Justin Tucker won't change until the NFL's investigation into alleged violations of the league's personal conduct policy is completed.Yahoo Sports - 1d -
Dabo Swinney explains changes to Clemson's Spring Game, why it's not being televised
Clemson head coach Dabo Swinney shared some of the changes being made to the Tigers' annual Spring Game and why it won't be televised.Yahoo Sports - 18h -
Podolski: Müller deserved to make his own decision
Former Germany forward Lukas Podolski has lamented that Bayern Munich icon Thomas Müller reportedly won't have a future as a player at the club after his contract expires in June. "In the end it's ...Yahoo Sports - 3d -
RFK Jr. sends 'worrisome signal' with vaccine chief's ouster
Health and Human Services (HHS) Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. won't acknowledge the scientific consensus that childhood vaccines do not cause autism. That skepticism over seemingly settled ...The Hill - 3d -
Emirates Team New Zealand fails to secure support to return America’s Cup to Auckland
America's Cup winner Emirates Team New Zealand won't be able to stage the next edition of the sailing competition at home in Auckland after failing to secure support from the local government. The ...Yahoo Sports - 2d -
Ribery: Bayern should give veteran Müller a new contract
Bayern Munich great Franck Ribery said that the club should give club icon Thomas Müller a new contract after reports that the Bundesliga leaders won't extend his deal after the season. "Thomas is ...Yahoo Sports - 2d -
Nintendo Switch 2 Preorders Go Live April 9
Nintendo fans won't have to wait much longer to get their hands on the Switch 2. The successor to one of the best-selling video game consoles of all time is slated to release June 5 , Nintendo ...GameSpot - 1d -
Blues Defenseman Continuing To Be Incredible Addition
The St. Louis Blues just won't slow down. The Central Division club defeated the Detroit Red Wings in overtime by a 2-1 final score on April 1, extending their winning streak to an incredible 10 ...Yahoo Sports - 1d -
Phil: Augusta to be in 'great shape' after Helene
Three-time Masters champion Phil Mickelson won't be surprised if Augusta National Golf Club is in spectacular condition at next week's Masters, which will be played about six months after the ...ESPN - 1d -
Eberl hints at Müller departure: "At some point you have to say that maybe it's over"
Multiple reports have suggested that Thomas Muller most likely won't be offered a contract extension at Bayern Munich beyond the summer.Bayern board member for sport Max Eberl wouldn't confirm or ...Yahoo Sports - 1d
