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ESPN predicts which draft prospects will be picked before Saints go on the clock
ESPN Analytics shared their predictions for which players will be picked before the New Orleans Saints go on the clock in the 2025 NFL draft.Yahoo Sports - 16h -
Diet-to-Go Meal Plan Review: Simple, Healthy, Maybe Soggy
Diet-to-Go’s ready-to-eat meal delivery offers diabetic, keto, and weight-loss plans. They’re often tasty sometimes soggy.Wired - 3d -
NFL moving to 18-game schedule? When can we expect league to expand, including changes to international slate?
The 18-game slate won't occur until 2027 at the earliestCBS Sports - 1d -
Chip Lindsey's new Michigan football offense set to be 'fast-paced'
The new-look Wolverines offense won't be solely about running between the tackles.Yahoo Sports - 1d -
'His swagger is back' but Villa won't 'waste time' on Rashford future
Aston Villa loanee Marcus Rashford scored his first goals for Aston Villa in the FA Cup quarter-final win at Preston as he continues to show some of his old swagger.BBC News - 4d -
These South Carolina stars are used to winning. But they know Final Four won't be easy
South Carolina women's basketball seniors Bree Hall and Sania Feagin have never not made a Final Four. They are still hungry for back-to-back titles.Yahoo Sports - 4d -
Snead: Rams 'open' to drafting QB in 2025 but won't reach for one
Rams GM Les Snead talked about the team's draft plans at the annual NFL owners' meeting.Yahoo Sports - 3d -
Broncos won't sign 6-time Pro Bowl defensive lineman
Calais Campbell, who was born and raised in Denver, is returning to the Cardinals, where his NFL career began.Yahoo Sports - 2d -
Amorim: I won't get much time to fix Utd woes
Ruben Amorim insisted he will not be given much time to turn things around as Manchester United manager, as his team slumped to another defeat at Nottingham Forest on Tuesday.ESPN - 1d -
NASA's Webb telescope captures photos of the asteroid that won't hit Earth in 2032
NASA's Webb telescope has captured pictures of the asteroid that caused a stir earlier this year when it topped Earth's hit listABC News - 1d -
NBA won't penalize Ja Morant, Buddy Hield for apparent gun gestures
The NBA will not penalize Grizzlies guard Ja Morant and Warriors guard Buddy Hield for hand gestures that can be construed as shooting a gun.Yahoo Sports - 20h -
One Joe Milton trade nugget Patriots fans won't like
The New England Patriots reportedly didn't take the highest offer on the table in the Joe Milton trade.Yahoo Sports - 18h -
Sorry, Democrats — Cory Booker’s theatrics won't solve your problems
It is a sign of the sorry state of the Democratic Party that they rely on performance art to get attention.The Hill - 1h -
The Giants can 'go in any direction' at No. 3 overall, including Jaxson Dart?
Giants GM Joe Schoen said New York "can go in any direction" with the No. 3 overall pick. Does that include taking Jaxson Dart that high in the draft?Yahoo Sports - 2d -
Trump's new tariffs set to go into effect amid widespread job cuts
President Donald Trump is set to unveil his long-promised reciprocal tariffs on foreign adversaries and allies that are set to go into effect immediately once they are announced on Wednesday. It ...NBC News - 2d -
Legend of Sidd Finch lives on 40 years later
Sports Illustrated made up a Mets phenom in epic 1985 April Fool's jokeYahoo Sports - 3d -
April Fools' Day is celebrated with pranks and hoaxes worldwide
From France to Iceland to the United States, April Fools’ Day is celebrated with practical jokes and elaborate hoaxesABC News - 2d -
Plaschke: Who says the Dodgers can't go 162-0? Dramatic win over Braves extends a perfect start
They're either going 162-0 or hey, they lost a game and are actually human! Columnizing off getaway day.Yahoo Sports - 1d -
Michigan football's wide receivers can only go up after last year. Are they ready to do it?
Michigan football's wide receivers can only go up after last year's poor showing. Are they ready to do it?Yahoo Sports - 1d -
Fantasy Baseball Bullpen Brief (Part I): Plenty of saves to go around with Dodgers
Fantasy baseball analyst Dalton Del Don breaks down some interesting closer situations around MLB in the early goings.Yahoo Sports - 18h -
Trump admin live updates: Trump says 3rd term isn't a joke, despite term limit
President Donald Trump did not rule out seeking a third term for president when asked by NBC on Sunday, saying, “There are methods which you could do it."ABC News - 4d -
'Our biggest problem': Butler basketball coach jokes about Utah fan across from bench
Evan Haywood makes his first start for the Butler Bulldogs and its active from the 3-point line early. Plus, one of Thad Matta's biggest concerns.Yahoo Sports - 3d -
Tiger Woods plays April Fool's Day joke about injury comeback at Masters
Tiger Woods' latest injury didn't stop him from having a little fun with golf fans on April Fools' Day ahead of The Masters.Yahoo Sports - 2d -
Jokes abound as Dodgers' Freddie Freeman misses 2nd game while recovering from shower slip and fall
Freddie Freeman is hearing it after he slipped and fell in the shower, injuring his surgically repaired right ankle.Yahoo Sports - 2d -
No joke: Kevin Ryder is back on KROQ, hosting on 106.7 FM during afternoon drive time
Kevin Ryder is back on KROQ-FM (106.7) after a few years in the radio wilderness, hosting 3-7 p.m. daily on the station where he worked for three decades.Los Angeles Times - 1d -
3 reasons ‘Signalgate’ is not going away
The Trump administration's use of Signal for a group chat to discuss plans for a U.S. military strike against Houthi rebels in Yemen has been widely criticized for being a breach of national ...The Hill - 2d -
Fernandes 'going nowhere this summer' - Amorim
Bruno Fernandes will not be allowed to leave Manchester United this summer, according to head coach Ruben Amorim.ESPN - 2d -
Red-hot Chicago Cubs finally go home after 'longest spring training in the world'
After two different stints in Arizona, a trip to Tokyo and initiating the Athletics' new park in Sacramento with a sweep, the Cubs finally go home.Yahoo Sports - 1d -
Paige Bueckers WNBA mock draft: Where is UConn women's basketball star expected to go?
Where is Paige Bueckers expected to go in the upcoming WNBA draft? Here's a look at some of the latest projections for the UConn women's basketball star.Yahoo Sports - 3h -
'Don't you have friends to go with?': the stigma and joy of a table for one | Emma Gannon
Solo dining is a sign of unhappiness, a new report claims. I’ll tell you why I think that’s nonsense – but please don’t pull up a chair. I once told a colleague that I was going to Amsterdam on a ...The Guardian - 5d -
Alvarado has go-ahead 3-point play in the Pelicans' 98-94 win over the Hornets
Jose Alvarado had a go-ahead three-point play on a reverse layup with 31 seconds left and the New Orleans Pelicans outlasted the Charlotte Hornets 98-94 on Sunday night. With New Orleans down ...Yahoo Sports - 4d -
9-year-old dies after going under anesthesia for dental procedure at San Diego office
A 9-year-old girl died hours after going under anesthesia for a dental procedure at a San Diego office where a dentist was previously investigated after a patient nearly died.NBC News - 3d -
Schwarber homers, Kepler and Castellanos go back to back to lead Phillies past Rockies 6-1
Edmundo Sosa ripped a two-out, go-ahead two-RBI double in the seventh inning and Kyle Schwarber followed with a mammoth homer to center field to rally the Philadelphia Phillies to a 6-1 win over ...Yahoo Sports - 3d -
Pokemon Go April 2025 Events: Raids, Spotlight Hours, Community Day, And More
A new month has arrived, which means a new slate of events to look forward to in Pokemon Go . The mobile game is continuing its Might and Mastery season with a host of activities and Pokemon ...GameSpot - 2d -
Trump: Tariff rollout 'going very well,' says markets will 'boom' amid slump
President Trump on Thursday insisted that the rollout of his new reciprocal tariffs is "going really well" despite markets taking a plunge and foreign leaders appearing rattled by the prospect of a ...The Hill - 17h -
When the Going Was Good by Graydon Carter review – juicy stories from the heydey of magazines
From Anna Wintour’s table manners to Oscar party hijinks, the former editor of Vanity Fair tells all. There are lines in When the Going Was Good, Graydon Carter’s memoir of his swashbuckling ...The Guardian - 6h -
Isco on Antony: We need to crowdfund for him
Real Betis midfielder Isco has joked that crowdfunding will be needed to keep Manchester United's loanee Antony at the club for at least next season.ESPN - 3d -
Anthony Richardson, Daniel Jones will split QB1 reps in OTAs
The Colts are planning a quarterback competition this offseason and there won't be any edges given when it gets rolling this spring.Yahoo Sports - 4d -
Trump says he sent letter to Iran leader calling for nuclear negotiations
As Iran's nuclear program advances, the country's foreign minister says Tehran won't negotiate under President Trump's "maximum pressure."CBS News - 3d
