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Steelers HC Mike Tomlin jokes that he won't go on Aaron Rodgers' darkness retreat
At Sunday’s press conference, HC Mike Tomlin referenced the infamous Aaron Rodgers darkness retreat, explaining why he wouldn’t go on one.Yahoo Sports - 4d -
LOOK: Stephen Curry jokes with De'Aaron Fox and other pictures of the day in the NBA
LOOK: Stephen Curry jokes with De'Aaron Fox and other pictures of the day in the NBAYahoo Sports - 3d -
Bernardo: Winning FA Cup won't redeem season
Bernardo Silva has said he believes even winning the FA Cup won't redeem Manchester City's season.ESPN - 3d -
First Trump joked he wanted a third term. Then he got serious | Moira Donegan
The US president made himself explicit this week by saying: ‘I’m not joking’ when asked about his ambitions to stay in office. Jokes have a specific relation to Trumpian politics: they are the tip ...The Guardian - 2d -
The Dodgers celebrate Shohei Ohtani's walk-off homer by hilariously mocking his commercial
Even Ohtani is in on this running joke!Yahoo Sports - 21h -
Trump says he's 'not joking' about a possible third term
President Trump said Sunday he’s “not joking” about serving a possible third term, marking the second time in less than three weeks that he's floated the idea. “I'm hearing — you don't sound like ...The Hill - 4d -
Trump says he’s ‘not joking’ about a third term. Republicans insist he is
Congressional Republicans are brushing off President Trump’s latest comments about seeking a third term, downplaying them as a joke designed to needle the media even as the president insists he is ...The Hill - 3d -
Jennifer Tilly Is In On the Joke
Jennifer Tilly, a poker champ and scream queen, talks about her hardscrabble past and fortunate present.The New York Times - Mar. 25 -
Browns won't force QB with No. 2 pick in 2025 NFL draft
Browns owner Jimmy Haslam told reporters the team won't force a quarterback with the No. 2 pick in the 2025 NFL draft and that is the correct moveYahoo Sports - 2d -
Jets GM Darren Mougey declares that Justin Fields is New York's starting QB, won't face competition
Fields won't face competition from veteran backup Tyrod Taylor or anyone else in training camp, according to Mougey.Yahoo Sports - 4d -
New York Giants' Brian Daboll won't decide on play-caller until preseason
New York Giants head coach Brian Daboll said he won't decide on a play-caller until the preseason, and did not rule out resuming the role.Yahoo Sports - 3d -
The Masters goes on without Tiger Woods. No joke
Tiger Woods can't get back to golf soon enough. Anything to keep him off social media. First came words rarely heard from Woods — “Love is in the air” — in his social media post last week ...Yahoo Sports - 2d -
The Best April Fools' Day Gaming Jokes Of 2025
April 1 might just be one of the best days of the year, especially if you embrace the silliness of April Fool's Day. Video game developers and publishers have embraced the day, letting their ...GameSpot - 2d -
Legendary Washington trade was not an April Fools' Day joke
What could have been an insulting experience became a great trade for Sonny Jurgensen leading him to the Pro Football Hall of Fame.Yahoo Sports - 1d -
Report: Tariffs won't impact Lions
The new expansion of tariffs is expected to cost automakers like Ford billions of dollars.Yahoo Sports - 18h -
Levy on Spurs transfers: We won't overspend
Tottenham Hotspur chairman Daniel Levy has defended the team's transfer spending and described the 2024-25 season as "highly challenging."ESPN - 3d -
City hopeful injury won't end Haaland's season
Erling Haaland is set for a spell on the sideline with an ankle injury picked up against Bournemouth on Sunday, but Manchester City remain hopeful the striker will be able to play again this season ...ESPN - 3d -
There won't be a competition for 49ers at key position on offensive line
There may not be many changes coming on the San Francisco 49ers offensive line.Yahoo Sports - 2d -
'Boro won't get caught up in Rovers dispute'
Middlesbrough boss Michael Carrick says his side will not be distracted by issues between Blackburn Rovers supporters and their owners as they head to Ewood Park on Friday evening.Yahoo Sports - 1d -
Stanton won't blame ailing elbows on torpedo bats
Yankees slugger Giancarlo Stanton declined Tuesday to say whether he believes using the torpedo bats last season caused the elbow ailments that have sidelined him this season.ESPN - 1d -
Tiger Woods Shares Shocking News That He's Recovered from Achilles Surgery and Will Play Masters — Almost
The pro golfer celebrated April Fools' Day with a classic dad jokeYahoo Sports - 2d -
Special teams coach Chris Banjo quells any Kris Boyd concerns with hilarious moment
Chris Banjo made everything all good with a great joke:Yahoo Sports - 2d -
Leaked messages reveal prison staff violence towards inmates
Messages include jokes about someone who was said to be at risk of taking their life.BBC News - 2d -
Trump says he is ‘not joking’ about seeking a third term in office
President has repeatedly mused about a move that would breach the US ConstitutionFinancial Times - 4d -
Trump ‘Not Joking’ About Third Term, and the Myanmar Earthquake Toll
Plus, trying the impossible at the Olympics.The New York Times - 4d -
Trump tells NBC News he's 'not joking' about 3rd presidential term
President Donald Trump is not ruling out the possibility of seeking a third term even though it is prohibited by the U.S. constitution, telling NBC News there are "methods" for doing so, and ...NBC News - 4d -
Trump Says He’s ‘Not Joking’ About Seeking a Third Term in Defiance of Constitution
In wide-ranging remarks to “Meet the Press,” Mr. Trump said “a lot of people” wanted him to serve a third term and vowed to impose tariffs on global rivals, according to a transcript of the ...The New York Times - 3d -
Tiger's April Foolishness: plan to play Masters just a joke
Tiger Woods took to social media on Tuesday to play an April Fool's prank on golf fans, giving false hope he could overcome an injury to play in next week's Masters.Woods announced last month he ...Yahoo Sports - 2d -
Geno Auriemma, laugh it up, because UConn as Final Four 'underdog' is a joke
Hearing UConn described as 'underdogs' in this women’s Final Four nearly left Geno Auriemma speechless – for good reason.Yahoo Sports - 2d -
NFL moving to 18-game schedule? When can we expect league to expand, including changes to international slate?
The 18-game slate won't occur until 2027 at the earliestCBS Sports - 1d -
Chip Lindsey's new Michigan football offense set to be 'fast-paced'
The new-look Wolverines offense won't be solely about running between the tackles.Yahoo Sports - 1d -
'His swagger is back' but Villa won't 'waste time' on Rashford future
Aston Villa loanee Marcus Rashford scored his first goals for Aston Villa in the FA Cup quarter-final win at Preston as he continues to show some of his old swagger.BBC News - 4d -
These South Carolina stars are used to winning. But they know Final Four won't be easy
South Carolina women's basketball seniors Bree Hall and Sania Feagin have never not made a Final Four. They are still hungry for back-to-back titles.Yahoo Sports - 4d -
Giants won't force QB selection at No. 3, GM says
Giants general manager Joe Schoen says he's not going to force a pick on a quarterback at the top of this year's draft after signing veterans Russell Wilson and Jameis Winston.ESPN - 3d -
Snead: Rams 'open' to drafting QB in 2025 but won't reach for one
Rams GM Les Snead talked about the team's draft plans at the annual NFL owners' meeting.Yahoo Sports - 3d -
Broncos won't sign 6-time Pro Bowl defensive lineman
Calais Campbell, who was born and raised in Denver, is returning to the Cardinals, where his NFL career began.Yahoo Sports - 2d -
Amorim: I won't get much time to fix Utd woes
Ruben Amorim insisted he will not be given much time to turn things around as Manchester United manager, as his team slumped to another defeat at Nottingham Forest on Tuesday.ESPN - 1d -
NASA's Webb telescope captures photos of the asteroid that won't hit Earth in 2032
NASA's Webb telescope has captured pictures of the asteroid that caused a stir earlier this year when it topped Earth's hit listABC News - 1d -
NBA won't penalize Ja Morant, Buddy Hield for apparent gun gestures
The NBA will not penalize Grizzlies guard Ja Morant and Warriors guard Buddy Hield for hand gestures that can be construed as shooting a gun.Yahoo Sports - 21h -
One Joe Milton trade nugget Patriots fans won't like
The New England Patriots reportedly didn't take the highest offer on the table in the Joe Milton trade.Yahoo Sports - 18h
