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Tech megacaps lose $1.8 trillion in 2 days as Trump tariffs lead Nasdaq to worst weekly drop in 5 years
Technology stocks fell for a second day Friday as retaliatory tariffs from China fueled fears of a global trade war.CNBC - 1d -
Shedeur Sanders says he wanted to show 'consistency' at pro day, reveals where he will be on draft night
Sanders was all smiles during his pro day, as he worked out for teams for the first timeCBS Sports - 1d -
Jaguars NFL draft: Travis Hunter works out as wide receiver at Colorado Pro Day
Jaguars NFL draft: Travis Hunter works out as wide receiver at Colorado Pro DayYahoo Sports - 1d -
9 space eaters the Packers could target on Day 3 to replace TJ Slaton
The Green Bay Packers need to replace TJ Slaton and they could find his replacement on Day 3 of the 2025 NFL DraftYahoo Sports - 1d -
After Colorado pro day, Tennessee Titans cancel private workout with Shedeur Sanders
The Tennessee Titans have agreed to cancel their private workout with Shedeur Sanders after an impressive performance at the Colorado Pro Day.Yahoo Sports - 14h -
See the route map for Day 1 of RAGBRAI 52 in northwest Iowa from Orange City to Milford
The first day of RAGBRAI 2025 will start in the northwest Iowa town of Orange City and end near West Lake Okoboji in Milford.Yahoo Sports - 2h -
What the dollar’s bad day shows
Tariffs are supposed to be dollar positive. What happened?Financial Times - 2d -
Conan O'Brien to receive Mark Twain Prize for humor as politics roils Kennedy Center
On a night when half a dozen people made jokes about this being the last-ever Mark Twain Prize, Conan O’Brien made sure the ceremony at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts ended on a ...ABC News - Mar. 24 -
Trump says ‘there are methods’ for seeking third term in White House
In interview Trump said he wasn’t joking when he alluded to a purported loophole for a third term as president. Donald Trump has said there are “methods” – if not “plans” – to circumvent the ...The Guardian - 6d -
Republican leaders in Congress downplay Trump's talk of a third term as president
Lawmakers insisted he wasn't serious about it, even though he told NBC News he's "not joking" about wanting another term, which is barred under the 22nd Amendment.NBC News - 5d -
A Minecraft Movie Review - Exactly What You Think It Is, For Better Or Worse
Ten years ago, the idea of a movie based on Minecraft, starring Jack Black and Jason Momoa, would have sounded like a setup for a joke about the current state of video game films. In 2025, though, ...GameSpot - 3d -
Mythical creatures, beloved doctors and Facebook foul-ups – take the Thursday quiz
Questions on general knowledge and topical trivia, plus a few jokes, every Thursday. How will you fare?. With impeccable timing, last week , when there was a very naughty miniature dachshund ...The Guardian - 3d -
‘Arsenal supporters owe me £50m’ – Moyes hails ‘unbelievable’ Rice ahead of reunion with midfielder
David Moyes joked Arsenal fans owe him £50m because the Gunners should have paid more than the £100m they did for Declan Rice when Moyes was in charge of West Ham.Moyes and Rice will be reunited ...Yahoo Sports - 1d -
Eagles to host Browns for 2 days of joint practices during Week 2 of the NFL preseason
During his Monday morning meeting with the media, Browns head coach Kevin Stefanski confirmed they'll visit the Eagles for two days of joint practicesYahoo Sports - 6d -
Saints ran position drills for FCS All-American tight end at South Dakota pro day
The New Orleans Saints ran position drills for All-American tight end JJ Galbreath at South Dakota's pro day. He's on their radar for the 2025 draft.Yahoo Sports - 5d -
Silver Fire breaks out in central California and explodes to over 1,000 acres in a day
A vegetation fire erupted in central California over the weekend, quickly spreading to over 1,000 acres in a day and prompting evacuations in multiple counties.NBC News - 6d -
Battle over Greenland heats up with Denmark's PM set to visit just days after JD Vance
The battle over Greenland is set to intensify this week as Denmark's prime minister visits the Arctic island days after U.S. Vice President JD Vance.CNBC - 6d -
'Days of Roar': Takeaways from Detroit Tigers series vs Dodgers, Torkelson's turnaround
The 'Days of Roar' crew is back to break down the Tigers' opening series with the Dodgers and how Spencer Torkelson got back to his best self.Yahoo Sports - 5d -
Drawings by Dan Orlovsky's son, Madden, part of 'NFL Live' on World Autism Awareness Day
"NFL Live" on Wednesday will feature the drawings of analyst Dan Orlovsky's son, Madden, who has autism. April 2 is World Autism Awareness Day.Yahoo Sports - 3d -
Conservative cable channel Newsmax shares plunge 77% after a dizzying 2-day surge
The stock tumbled a whopping 77% Wednesday, following a 2,230% surge in Newsmax's first two days of trading after debuting on the New York Stock Exchange.CNBC - 3d -
Tennessee Titans GM Mike Borgonzi to headline contingent heading to Colorado pro day
The Tennessee Titans will have a large contingent led by GM Mike Borgonzi at the Colorado Pro Day to see Shedeur Sanders and Travis Hunter on Friday.Yahoo Sports - 3d -
Stockton Ports Opening Day will have fireworks and a giveaway: Here's where to get tickets
The Stockton Ports Opening Day kicks off a week of 6 games against the Rancho Cucamonga Quakes as the 20th season opens. Here's everything to know.Yahoo Sports - 3d -
Sleeper running back catches the Saints' eye at UC Davis pro day workout
UC Davis running back Lan Larison reportedly impressed the New Orleans Saints at his pro day. He's a sleeper to watch in the 2025 draft.Yahoo Sports - 3d -
Giants coach Brian Daboll attends Colorado Pro Day to see Shedeur Sanders, Travis Hunter
Brian Daboll changes his mind and will now join an influential Giants contingent that includes GM Joe Schoen at Colorado's Pro Day.Yahoo Sports - 1d -
Brian Daboll calls audible, will join New York Giants contingent at Colorado pro day
The New York Giants are sending a large contingent to the Colorado pro day on Friday, including head coach Brian Daboll after an unexpected change.Yahoo Sports - 1d -
10 Massive storylines with 10 days left in the NBA Regular Season | The Kevin O'Connor Show
Kevin O'Connor and Tom Haberstroh went LIVE on Friday morning to discuss 10 storylines with 10 days left in the NBA regular season.Yahoo Sports - 1d -
Amarillo Sod Poodles announce opening day roster featuring top prospects, key returnees
The Amarillo Sod Poodles revealed the team's opening day roster before its first game of the season on Friday night in San Antonio.Yahoo Sports - 1d -
Shedeur Sanders pro day: Grading performance of Colorado QB before 2025 NFL draft
The Colorado QB is expected to be a first-round pick in the 2025 NFL draft. Here's how he did Friday at his pro day.Yahoo Sports - 1d -
Injuries justify Kalen DeBoer's decision to scrap Alabama football A-Day game | Goodbread
Alabama football's annual A-Day game won't look at all like the competitive game it's been in the past. But it's the right decision for Kalen DeBoer.Yahoo Sports - 1d -
Texas measles outbreak nears 500 cases as virus spreads among day care kids
Six young children at a Texas day care center have tested positive for measles — a dreaded scenario with the potential to accelerate an already out-of-control outbreak.NBC News - 1d -
Royals' Jonathan India back in starting lineup a day after a pitch hits him in the face
Jonathan India was in the Kansas City Royals’ starting lineup for Monday’s game against the Milwaukee Brewers a day after a 99-mph pitch from Cleveland’s Emmanuel Clase hit him in the face. The ...Yahoo Sports - 5d -
Epstein and Prince Andrew accuser says she has days to live after bus crash
Virginia Giuffre writes on social media she has ‘gone into kidney renal failure … they’ve given me four days to live’. Virginia Giuffre, a victim of the disgraced US financier Jeffrey Epstein who ...The Guardian - 5d -
Tyler O'Neill's 4-hit day earns him a warm welcome in Baltimore's home opener
Boston manager Alex Cora wasn't surprised when Tyler O'Neill hit yet another opening day home run last week. “Obviously we cannot bet on baseball, but that was the easiest bet," Cora said before ...Yahoo Sports - 5d -
Watch live: White House holds press briefing one day before tariffs deadline
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt will speak to reporters Tuesday afternoon, a day before President Trump's tariffs on Canada, Mexico, China and certain product imports are set to take ...The Hill - 4d -
Top movie theater lobbyist calls for a minimum of 45 days before films hit streaming
Cinema United trade group Chief Executive Michael O'Leary called on studios to extend most films to a 45-day theatrical window before home video and streaming, arguing that a baseline is needed to ...Los Angeles Times - 4d -
Perilous and chaotic, Trump’s ‘liberation day’ endangers the world’s broken economy – and him | Martin Kettle
While the president has identified the need to do things differently, his strategy risks a slump, hitting the very Americans he claims to champion. It would be “liberation day” in the US, the White ...The Guardian - 3d -
As Shedeur Sanders and Travis Hunter take pro day stage, NFL Draft decisions loom for Titans, Browns, Giants
Two of the potential top four picks can still dramatically impact the top of the draft board this week. That’s the opportunity Sanders and Hunter have on the table in Colorado’s pro day.Yahoo Sports - 3d -
Trump tariffs live: US markets see worst day in five years as president claims ‘stock is going to boom’ – as it happened
This live blog is now closed. For more coverage on Trump’s tariffs, click here:. US stock markets have worst day since Covid over Trump tariffs Global markets in turmoil amid Trump tariffs ...The Guardian - 2d -
Texas measles outbreak hits 481 cases, with 59 new infections confirmed in 3 days
The measles outbreak in western Texas has hit 481 cases as 59 newly identified infections were confirmed over the last three days, according to new data published Friday.ABC News - 1d