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'Please don’t kill me': 15-year-old girl attacked by sea lion in Southern California
A teenager was attacked by a sea lion in Long Beach while she was trying out to become a junior lifeguard cadet.NBC News - 2d -
'Used to the spotlight' - Corrie star's son swaps acting for boxing
Alfie Middlemiss was following in his father's footsteps in acting before becoming a professional boxer.Yahoo Sports - 1d -
Buzz Williams leaves for Maryland: Five Texas A&M coaching candidates to watch
Texas A&M men's basketball is searching for a new coach after Buzz Williams departed to become the new Maryland head coach.Yahoo Sports - 1d -
Six Things to Know About Permanent Supportive Housing
It has become one of the most common approaches to reducing chronic homelessness for Americans with mental illness and addiction.The New York Times - 1d -
One position is emerging as the consensus for the Rams in NFL mock drafts
Cornerback has become a popular position for the Rams in the first round of mock drafts. Will LA go that direction later this month?Yahoo Sports - 1d -
Ex-Spurs chief Paratici in talks with AC Milan
Fabio Paratici is in talks with AC Milan over becoming their sporting director, a move that would end his ties with Tottenham.Yahoo Sports - 1d -
For Trump, Elon Musk Is a Liability, but Still Useful for Now
Elon Musk has become a valuable heat shield for a president who avoids blame at any cost.The New York Times - 1d -
Auburn's Johni Broome can pass Barkley, blast March Madness cliché with one Final Four
Johni Broome is on the verge of becoming Auburn's greatest basketball player ever. Just listen to Charles Barkley.Yahoo Sports - 18h -
Inside Jackson Cantwell's rise to football stardom
Before becoming the top recruit, Jackson Cantwell wasn't certain if football was even the sport he wanted to pursue.Yahoo Sports - 15h -
What Does Gen Z Want in France? American Beauty Brands.
For these French teens, some young American beauty brands have become more relevant than their legacy French competitors.The New York Times - 11h -
Southwest's bag fees and other changes could backfire, Fitch warns
The ratings agency put the airline on "negative" outlook, saying the company could become less financially conservative.CNBC - 8h -
USC running back enters transfer portal
USC running back A'Marion Peterson enters transfer portal as spring roster turnover becomes more of a focusYahoo Sports - 6h -
Rockets' Dillon Brooks suspended one game after receiving 16th technical this season
Brooks becomes the second player this season to be suspended for reaching 16 technicals, Anthony Edwards is the other.Yahoo Sports - 3h -
Netflix’s Reed Hastings Gives $50 Million to Bowdoin for A.I. Program
The Netflix co-founder said he wanted his alma mater to become a leader in studying the consequences, and guiding beneficial uses, of artificial intelligence.The New York Times - Mar. 24 -
T.J. Byrnes, a No-Frills Irish Pub, Draws a Martini Crowd
T.J. Byrnes, a low-key bar in the financial district of Manhattan, has survived Sept. 11, Hurricane Sandy and Covid lockdowns. Can it survive becoming cool?The New York Times - Mar. 26 -
South Carolina’s used to dominating. It’s been a narrower path to this Final Four
BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — It’s become almost a norm around this time in the calendar for Dawn Staley and top-seeded South Carolina to gather at midcourt and accept trophies for their accomplishments. ...Yahoo Sports - 4d -
Newcastle claim victory in Isak race as Arsenal move on to concrete transfer option – Ornstein
Viktor Gyokeres is quickly becoming a serious transfer option for Arsenal, according to David Ornstein.With the summer transfer window approaching, the Gunners are putting plans in place to sign a ...Yahoo Sports - 3d -
‘It’s beyond description’: Bodies pile up in mass graves as Myanmar grapples with quake toll
In Sagaing, the epicentre of the quake, the stench is becoming unbearable as a country wracked by civil war bears the burden of burying thousands killed in Friday’s disaster. Days after a powerful ...The Guardian - 3d -
9 days until the Masters: Looking back at the 2016 Masters, Spieth's collapse leads to Willett's win
Danny Willett becomes the first Englishman since Nick Faldo 20 years earlier to don the green jacket, taking advantage of Jordan Spieth's collapse.Yahoo Sports - 2d -
Cubs savor atmosphere in Sacramento as catcher Carson Kelly puts on historic show
Chicago made history playing in Sacramento's Triple-A park with catcher Carson Kelly becoming the first Cubs player to hit for the cycle since 1993.Yahoo Sports - 2d -
Marine Le Pen’s Embezzlement Conviction: What to Know and What’s Next
The far-right French politician was a leading candidate to become the country’s next president, but has now been barred from running for public office for five years.The New York Times - 2d -
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President Trump prepares to unveil reciprocal tariffs on imported goods; North Carolina radio station becomes a voice of recovery after Hurricane Helene.CBS News - 2d -
Meet British world number one amateur chasing repeat win at Augusta
Lottie Woad will try to become the first player to defend the Augusta National Women's Amateur title when she tees it up at the home of the Masters this week.Yahoo Sports - 1d -
Reliable journalist hints at a possible player trade deal between Chelsea and Dortmund this summer
A reliable journalist has hinted at what could become a possible player trade deal between Chelsea and Dortmund this summer.Chelsea are going to be busy in the upcoming transfer window and they ...Yahoo Sports - 1d -
The world-leading British amateur chasing repeat win at Augusta
Lottie Woad will try to become the first player to defend the Augusta National Women's Amateur title when she tees it up at the home of the Masters this week.BBC News - 1d -
Going to Final Fours as a fan fueled Rakim Chaney's NCAA Division I basketball dreams
Rakim Chaney set to become only second former NIC-10 star to land a scholarship and play NCAA Division I men's basketball in last decade.Yahoo Sports - 1d -
Travelers Call Supermarket Tourism a Key Part of Any Trip
Lots of travelers say supermarket tourism, the experience of trying local foods or variations of well-known items, has become a key part of any trip.The New York Times - 1d -
3 Cowboys Round 1 prospects who fit Schottenheimer's 'looking for gamechangers' draft plan
Based on recent statements from Dallas Cowboys HC Brian Schottenheimer, these three players become distinct possibilities at No. 12 in the NFL draft.Yahoo Sports - 1d -
The 60/40 portfolio 'may no longer fully represent true diversification,' BlackRock CEO Larry Fink says
When it comes to investing, a 50/30/20 allocation to stocks, bonds and private assets may become the "future standard portfolio," BlackRock's Larry Fink says.CNBC - 1d -
There's no one-and-done path in women's college basketball. And NIL money makes that a good thing
Paige Bueckers is widely expected to become the first WNBA No. 1 overall draft pick from the University of Connecticut since Breanna Stewart nine years agoABC News - 1d -
Why Austin Collie sees big things on the horizon for Jake Retzlaff
With a year under his belt, Austin Collie sees Retzlaff becoming an even better leader this season. Here's what else he had to say.Yahoo Sports - 1d -
A Glance Into The Possibilities For The Golden Knights' First Round Opponent In The Postseason
LAS VEGAS -- The Vegas Golden Knights are back in the postseason, a place they've become all too familiar with since arriving in the NHL eight years ago.Yahoo Sports - 1d -
'The Goose' chases golds before return to dental school
Olympic 1500m medallist Yared Nuguse's ambition has always been to become an orthodontist, but a career as a professional athlete has put those plans on hold - for now.BBC News - 22h -
N.H.L. Goalies Are Better Than Ever. Who Can Beat Them?
Being an elite scorer is becoming less about who can shoot the puck the hardest and more about who can mislead the opposition with deception.The New York Times - 15h -
Faith Christian grad Maddie Schoenradt breaks stolen bases record at Anderson University
Learning from her father Mick helped Faith Christian grad Maddie Schoenradt become a career stolen bases leader at Anderson University.Yahoo Sports - 12h -
Which products will be affected by new tariffs announced by Trump?
President Trump rolled out new tariffs on April 2 aimed at easing trade imbalances. Here's which products could become more expensive as a result.CBS News - 10h -
Haiti announces new measures to fight gangs after thousands of protesters demand security
The leader of Haiti’s transitional presidential council says it is taking measures to crack down on a surge in gang violence as he acknowledged that the country has “become hell for everyone.”ABC News - 11h -
Before Duke basketball game, Houston players reveal top Kelvin Sampson quotes at Final Four
Houston coach Kelvin Sampson, a North Carolina native, has a slew of sayings the Cougars have become familiar with ahead of their Final Four game vs. Duke.Yahoo Sports - 5h -
Adapt or Die
The climate cycles that have driven mass extinctions, are shortening and becoming more severe. The species that can adapt to environmental changes survive, while others simply die off. CBS Reports ...CBS News - 6d
