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Todd Bowles has awkward placement in annual NFL head coaches photo
You won't believe who was next to Todd Bowles in the annual NFL head coach photo, then again, it makes sense.Yahoo Sports - 3d -
Brown: Pat Kelsey, Mark Pope have some building blocks. But more assembly will be required
It won't be totally from scratch, but Kentucky and Louisville men's basketball coaches will again have to reconstruct most of their rosters.Yahoo Sports - 3d -
9 WNBA draft prospects with instant stock growth after Notre Dame's Olivia Miles withdraws
Notre Dame guard Olivia Miles won't be in the 2025 WNBA Draft. What players will get a boost with Miles not on the board?Yahoo Sports - 1d -
Oklahoma guard Jeremiah Fears enters NBA Draft
Jeremiah Fears won't be 19 until October and the Sooners guard is still projected as a lottery pick in the NBA Draft.Yahoo Sports - 1d -
Where Florida football's 2025 strength of schedule ranks nationally
Billy Napier's Florida Gators faced one of the toughest schedules in college football in 2024, and things won't be much different this year.Yahoo Sports - 20h -
Maliq Brown arrives at Final Four with shoulder as ready as it’ll be
Duke's backup center has a shoulder injury that won't preclude him from playing in the Final FourYahoo Sports - 14h -
9 Best Protein Powders of 2025, Tested & Reviewed by WIRED
We found the best protein powders that won't make your shake taste like drywall.Wired - 34m -
Book excerpt: "When the Going Was Good" by Graydon Carter
The former Vanity Fair editor's memoir recounts the glory days of magazine publishing, including the subterfuge required for their 2015 scoop of Caitlyn Jenner's transition.CBS News - Mar. 23 -
Arteta on 'ready to go' Saka, Berta's arrival and Fulham
Arsenal boss Mikel Arteta has been speaking to the media before Tuesday's Premier League game at home to Fulham (19:45 BST). Meanwhile, Jurrien Timber has suffered "quite badly" with an illness ...Yahoo Sports - 4d -
Saka 'ready to go' after three months out
Arsenal winger Bukayo Saka could face Fulham in the Premier League on Tuesday after three months out following hamstring surgery.BBC News - 4d -
Trump Really Likes It When Things Go Wrong
The problem is that competence and execution matter.The New York Times - 3d -
I've told Fernandes he is going nowhere - Amorim
Manchester United head coach Ruben Amorim says he has told Bruno Fernandes he will not allow him to leave this summer.Yahoo Sports - 3d -
I've told Fernandes he is going nowhere - Amorim
Manchester United head coach Ruben Amorim says he has told Bruno Fernandes he will not allow him to leave this summer.BBC News - 3d -
Why are bills going up? Your questions answered
Bills, bins, and benefits - the BBC's cost of living correspondent Kevin Peachy answers your questions on bill rises.BBC News - 2d -
10 Spring Practices Down, 5 To Go
CHESTNUT HILL - A week from Saturday, we'll officially be on the road to training camp.Spring ball wraps up on the 12th, which means the Eagles only have a handful of opportunities left to set the ...Yahoo Sports - 2d -
VC Math Is Still Broken And It’s Going to Stymie Innovation
Chris Olsen of Drive Capital thinks startup evaluations are still too bloated, which has limited partners wary of the startup ecosystem.Inc. - 2d -
Liverpool 'in a tricky situation' going into Merseyside derby
"Things happen in football" so Liverpool cannot take "anything for granted" as they head into the Merseyside derby, says former striker John Aldridge. The Reds sit top of the Premier League table ...Yahoo Sports - 1d -
Jota: We're aiming to go strong for the last matches
Since returning to Celtic in the recent January transfer window, Jota has scored four goals in 12 appearances, the most recent coming in last weekend’s 3-0 home win over Hearts. The Portuguese ...Yahoo Sports - 1d -
Suárez hits go-ahead grand slam in the 8th as Diamondbacks rally for 7-5 win over Yankees
Eugenio Suárez hit a go-ahead grand slam with two outs in the eighth inning after Corbin Burnes pitched 4 1/3 innings in his Arizona debut, and the Diamondbacks beat the New York Yankees 7-5 on ...Yahoo Sports - 2d -
'Dark Knight' star Michael Caine: Jealousy and competitiveness won't help you be successful
Oscar-winning actor Michael Caine, 91, recently published his latest book, an autobiography called "Don't Look Back, You'll Tip Over: My Guide to Life."CNBC - 6d -
Stefanik predicts new Columbia leader 'won't last' because 'they still don't get it'
Rep. Elise Stefanik (R-N.Y.) predicted on Sunday the new acting president of Columbia University “won’t last” after the prestigious institution lost its second leader in recent months to scrutiny ...The Hill - 4d -
Injury Report: Jonathan Kuminga won't return vs. Spurs due to ankle soreness
After exiting the game, Jonathan Kuminga was ruled out for the remainder of the contest against the Spurs due to ankle soreness.Yahoo Sports - 4d -
IU men's basketball athletic trainer with lawsuit pending won't be retained after 44 years
For more than four decades, Tim Garl served on the Indiana basketball training staff. But his time came to an end Monday. Here's what we know.Yahoo Sports - 3d -
Need is clear at one position, but Bills won't say it's a focus in first round of draft
Sean McDermott discussed the Bills' situation on the defensive line at the NFL owners meetings in Florida.Yahoo Sports - 3d -
Packers banking on internal improvement from pass-rush, won't chase DL during draft
Regardless of how the 2025 NFL draft plays out, the Green Bay Packers are hoping for a big jump internally to power improvement from the pass-rushing group next season.Yahoo Sports - 3d -
Giants must find their next franchise quarterback, but GM Joe Schoen won't act recklessly
The Giants need their franchise quarterback. They know that. But don't expect general manager Joe Schoen to force the issue if he and his staff don't love the options in the draft.Yahoo Sports - 3d -
House Democrat: Trump team has 'done nothing' to assure Signal leak won't be repeated
Rep. Seth Moulton has criticized the Trump administration for its response to the use of Signal by high-level officials to discuss military plans, saying they have done nothing to prevent a repeat ...The Hill - 2d -
'NYPD Blue' actor Kim Delaney and her husband won't be charged after arrest
Los Angeles prosecutors declined to file formal charges against former "NYPD Blue" actor Kim Delaney and her husband after they were accused of domestic violence.NBC News - 2d -
Tequila maker says tariffs won't affect his prices. Here's why he plans to absorb costs
Colorado-based Suerte Tequila said it will absorb all tariff costs.CNBC - 2d -
Here's the biggest reason 49ers' Brandon Aiyuk won't be traded, remain with team for 2025 season
San Francisco now has 22.85 million more reasons to keep himCBS Sports - 1d -
GOP senator says he 'won't apologize' after telling fired HHS employee he 'probably deserved it'
Sen. Jim Banks (R-Ind.) on Wednesday said he “won’t apologize” for telling a fired Health and Human Services (HHS) employee that he “probably deserved it,” after video footage of the exchange was ...The Hill - 1d -
Christian Benford: Contract is life-changing, but won't change how I approach the game
Bills cornerback Christian Benford's new contract will change his life.Yahoo Sports - 1d -
Johnson says he won't concede on parents proxy voting battle as impasse continues
With the House at a standstill, Speaker Mike Johnson is refusing to fold on his strong opposition to allowing new parents in Congress to vote remotely.ABC News - 14h -
Women's March Madness: Flau'jae Johnson will return to LSU, won't declare for 2025 WNBA Draft, per report
Johnson is a junior, but was eligible for the draft because she'll turn 22 later this yearCBS Sports - 13h -
Final Four predictions: 5 reasons Duke won't win March Madness (and one reason it will)
One of these No. 1 seeds is not like the other. Sports betting books list Duke as a clear favorite in the men's Final Four, but hang on just a second.Yahoo Sports - 3h -
Mum who killed baby in 1998 told by judge she won't be sent to jail
Joanne Sharkey was only identified as the mother of Baby Callum in July 2023.BBC News - 2h -
'We'll Go Over It At Some Point': Has Craig Berube Changed His Tune About Going With A Goalie Tandem In The Playoffs?
The Toronto Maple Leafs have been platooning goaltenders Anthony Stolarz and Joseph Woll all season long. While Stolarz seems to have a slight edge on Woll to start Game 1 of the playoffs, Maple ...Yahoo Sports - 1d -
Conan O'Brien to receive Mark Twain Prize for humor as politics roils Kennedy Center
On a night when half a dozen people made jokes about this being the last-ever Mark Twain Prize, Conan O’Brien made sure the ceremony at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts ended on a ...ABC News - Mar. 24 -
Trump says ‘there are methods’ for seeking third term in White House
In interview Trump said he wasn’t joking when he alluded to a purported loophole for a third term as president. Donald Trump has said there are “methods” – if not “plans” – to circumvent the ...The Guardian - 4d
