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'Great Move By Him': Matthew Knies Scores Maple Leafs' Game-Winner Against Panthers Showcasing NHL Growth This Season
Knies has seven more games to score four goals, bringing him to the 30-goal mark for the first time in his NHL career.Yahoo Sports - 5h -
Google’s Gemini 2.5 Pro is the smartest model you’re not using – and 4 reasons it matters for enterprise AI
Gemini 2.5 Pro marks a significant leap forward for Google in the foundational model race – not just in benchmarks, but in usability. Based on early experiments, benchmark data, and hands-on ...VentureBeat - 4d -
Sears, Alabama can't duplicate record 3-point night, fall to Duke with Final Four at stake
Mark Sears was held to six points and Alabama followed an NCAA Tournament-record 25 3-pointers with only eight, dooming its shot at a second straight Final Four in an 85-65 loss to Duke in the East ...ABC News - 4d -
Trump says he's 'not joking' about a possible third term
President Trump said Sunday he’s “not joking” about serving a possible third term, marking the second time in less than three weeks that he's floated the idea. “I'm hearing — you don't sound like ...The Hill - 3d -
Warner: 'No question' information shared in Signal chat was 'classified'
Sen. Mark Warner (D-Va.), vice chair of the Senate Intelligence Committee, said there is “no question” that the information shared on the Signal group chat with high-level defense officials was ...The Hill - 3d -
Democratic senator said Signal chat could have led to lost US lives
Democratic Sen. Mark Warner said had information been leaked from national security officials' Signal chat on plans to bomb the Houthis, lives could have been lost.ABC News - 3d -
Rich Rodriguez looking for certain type of leader in a starting quarterback
Mar. 30—MORGANTOWN — West Virginia football is under a week away from the Blue-Gold spring showcase, marking the end of spring ball, and Rich Rodriguez hasn't picked one of his six quarterbacks as ...Yahoo Sports - 3d -
Declining Eid travel and spending in Indonesia and discrimination in India dampen holiday spirit
The usual festive mood of Eid al-Fitr holiday to mark the end of the Islamic holy month of Ramadan has been subdued in Indonesia this year as people grapple with soaring prices for food, clothing ...ABC News - 3d -
Midwest battered by severe weather with more storms in sight
Spring’s first round of storms are already making a mark with severe weather sweeping across the country. Tornadoes touched down in the Midwest and South, leaving hundreds of thousands without ...NBC News - 2d -
Quartet of star guests coming up on Matchday Live
We have a quartet of star guests coming up on Matchday Live over the next month – starting with Wednesday’s Leicester game.Will Greenwood, Mark Kennedy, Paul Lake and Kevin Davies will be offering...Yahoo Sports - 2d -
The Biggest Game Releases Of April 2025
April marks the start of the second quarter of the gaming year, and this is traditionally where things really start to heat up on the calendar. This year is no different, as you can look forward ...GameSpot - 2d -
Luke Skywalker's Medal of Yavin sells for almost $400K, Chewbacca's bowcaster goes for $768K
A prop medal given to Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill) in the original "Star Wars" film sold for $378,000 on Wednesday, the first day of Propstore's Entertainment Memorabilia Live Auction.Los Angeles Times - 2d -
Vikings coach Kevin O’Connell talks J.J. McCarthy, Aaron Rodgers
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — Kevin O’Connell pulled up a chair in the courtyard of a swanky hotel adjacent to the Atlantic Ocean. It marked the first time O’Connell has spoken to local reporters about ...Yahoo Sports - 2d -
New FDA commissioner signed off on vaccine chief's ouster: Reports
Newly sworn-in Food and Drug Administration (FDA) Commissioner Marty Makary signed off on the plan to push out the agency’s top vaccine official, Peter Marks, in one of his first acts as chief, ...The Hill - 2d -
Top vaccine official sends warning
Click in for more news from The Hill {beacon} Health Care Health Care The Big Story Top FDA official's exit sends ripples through Washington Peter Marks, who led the Food and Drug ...The Hill - 2d -
‘Woke’ criticism of Doctor Who proves show on right track, says its newest star
Varada Sethu joining series as Doctor’s latest companion, marking first time Tardis team is wholly people of colour. Criticisms that Doctor Who has become too “woke” prove the series is doing the ...The Guardian - 2d -
OpenAI to release open-source model as AI economics force strategic shift
OpenAI plans to release its first open-weight AI model since 2019 as economic pressures mount from competitors like DeepSeek and Meta, marking a significant strategic reversal for the company ...VentureBeat - 2d -
Miles Bridges scores 26 as Hornets beat Jazz 110-106 to snap 5-game losing streak
Miles Bridges had 26 points, 10 rebounds and eight assists and the Charlotte Hornets defeated the Utah Jazz 110-106 on Monday night to snap a five-game losing streak. Mark Williams added 18 points ...Yahoo Sports - 2d -
Athletics usher in new era playing Cubs at West Sacramento's Sutter Health Park
Mark Kotsay regularly walks around the field before games to add some steps to his daily count. For the Athletics manager on Monday, that meant also surveying the field conditions at his new home ...Yahoo Sports - 2d -
Beavers capture 1st NSIC win to prevent series sweep against Warriors
Mar. 31—WINONA — The Beavers have finally notched a mark into the conference win column. The Bemidji State baseball team dropped three of four in its road series against Winona State on Thursday ...Yahoo Sports - 2d -
Hailey Van Lith’s long college career ends with a loss, but also redemption
BIRMINGHAM, Ala — Standing at the top of the key, as Texas celebrated its first Final Four trip since 2003, TCU coach Mark Campbell addressed his players on the court for the final time this ...Yahoo Sports - 2d -
Cristiano Ronaldo vs Kylian Mbappe: How their debut seasons at Real Madrid measure up
Kylian Mbappe’s first season at Real Madrid has been nothing short of remarkable. The French forward, who arrived at the club with high expectations, has been making his mark in a way that many had ...Yahoo Sports - 2d -
‘Coke and beer – in one glass, please’: my gut-churning search for a signature drink
Could I discover an order that would mark me out as intriguing, charming and strangely sophisticated? I spent a week trying everything from chocolate milk with rum to apple cider vinegar with ...The Guardian - 1d -
Kirra and Australians Dominate in Classic Keg Comp’s Final Leg
It’s time for Bruce Irons, Joel Parkinson, Mark Occhilupo and Dean Morrison to roll up their sleeves. The last installment of the Cooly Kids Classic Keg Comp has ended, and it’s time for the judges ...Yahoo Sports - 1d -
Saka scores on return from injury in Arsenal win. Forest beats United thanks to wonder goal
Bukayo Saka marked his first appearance in more than three months by scoring as a substitute in Arsenal’s 2-1 win over Fulham that trimmed the gap to Premier League leader Liverpool to nine points ...Yahoo Sports - 1d -
Saka scores on return as Arsenal beat Fulham
Bukayo Saka marked his return from a lengthy injury absence with a goal as Arsenal beat Fulham 2-1 on Tuesday to cut the gap on Premier League leaders Liverpool to nine points.- Enter Saka - ...Yahoo Sports - 1d -
Bukayo Saka makes ‘beautiful’ return but Gabriel injury will have Kylian Mbappe licking his lips
After waiting 101 days to play a match of competitive football again, it took Bukayo Saka only seven minutes of action to make a decisive mark. This is what big players do, seizing the moment when ...Yahoo Sports - 1d -
A Quiet Room at San Siro for World Autism Awareness Day
To mark World Autism Awareness Day, Inter created a “Quiet Room” –a welcoming space designed for individuals on the autism spectrum– inside San Siro for the first time. In fact, for this impo...Yahoo Sports - 1d -
It’s the 20th anniversary of one of the Premier League’s most shocking moments
Today marks 20 years since one of the Premier League’s most shocking moments.On this day in 2005, tempers erupted between Newcastle teammates Lee Bowyer and Kieron Dyer, who were sent off for ...Yahoo Sports - 1d -
Mikel Arteta reaction — What did Arsenal manager say about Bukayo Saka goal on return, injuries?
Mikel Arteta was buzzing to see Bukayo Saka in his 18 after three months away from the pitches of the Premier League, and he'll love that Saka quickly marked his return with a 73rd-minute goal.Yahoo Sports - 22h -
Trump announces reciprocal tariffs on 'Liberation Day'
President Trump announced reciprocal tariffs on foreign nations, calling it a “Declaration of Economic Independence.” In a speech marking what he dubbed “Liberation Day,” he argued that for ...NBC News - 12h -
Canada Trump tariff exemption ‘like dodging a bullet into the path of a tank’, says business leader
Automotive industry and prime minister Mark Carney note that 25% tariffs on Canadian steel, aluminum and automobiles will still come into effect within hours. Canada’s exemption from Donald Trump’s ...The Guardian - 9h -
Big, biodiverse and beautiful: can Romania’s centuries-old giant haystacks survive modern farming?
Traditional methods benefit hundreds of species but as new agricultural techniques take over, the distinctive haystacks mark a vanishing way of life. Golden haystacks shaped like teardrops have ...The Guardian - 5h -
Netanyahu visits Hungary as Orbán vows to defy ICC arrest warrant
Israeli prime minister begins four-day trip after Hungarian counterpart says court ruling would ‘have no effect’. Benjamin Netanyahu has begun a four-day official visit to Hungary, marking the ...The Guardian - 5h -
Argentina's President Milei draws pushback over his Falklands War speech
Argentina’s libertarian President Javier Milei has marked the anniversary of his nation’s failed 1982 attempt to forcibly wrest the Falkland Islands from Britain by expressing hope that the ...ABC News - 8h
