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Real Madrid won't play without 72 hours' rest

Real Madrid's official TV channel have confirmed the team will refuse to play in future if their players aren't given a minimum 72 hours' rest between matches.

ESPN - 3d

Tottenham look like a team without a plan against authoritative Fulham

In added time, Antonee Robinson set off for a gallop down the Craven Cottage wing, easily vaulting a couple of half-hearted Spurs challenges as he went, the crowd cooing in delight. On his way, he ...

Yahoo Sports - 2d

Avoid the White Lotus effect: Thailand travel without the tourists

The country is no stranger to pop-culture fuelled overtourism. But behind the scenes there are islands, wild places and temples to explore. Get our weekend culture and lifestyle email Much ...

The Guardian - 2d

The Madness of March Won’t Be the Same Without the Legendary Greg Gumbel

For more than 25 years, Gumbel provided calm in the most chaotic stretch of the sports calendar.

The New York Times - 2d

More Canadians avoid setting foot in the U.S., 'without even a connection or layover'

Boycotts over Trump’s trade war have dented cross-border traffic and pushed tourism boards to retool ad campaigns, as Canadian travelers shift their vacation plans to Mexico.

NBC News - 1d

How to talk about mental health at work without fear of judgment

A study from the National Alliance on Mental Illness found that while most employees support discussing mental health at work, many fear judgment or career consequences. Barb Solish, NAMI's ...

CBS News - 1d

How corporate America is ditching DEI without abandoning inclusion

Companies are shifting their focus from DEI initiatives to evidence-based decision-making frameworks to avoid controversy and maintain support from all stakeholders.

The Hill - 16h

Can March Madness Still Soar Without Caitlin Clark?

Women’s basketball is as hot as ever and includes stars in every corner of America. But it will be “nearly impossible” to replicate Clark’s effect.

The New York Times - 15h

The most hated tree in golf is back

A gimmicky joke of an oak or a return to the roots of the Stadium Course? Whatever the pros make of the foreboding obstacle that has been plonked in front of the sixth tee box, it will undoubtedly ...

Yahoo Sports - 5d

Spurs Clear the Air with Emphatic Win over Alkmaar

You might remember our cheesy article about the first fixture last week. Well, we had to shelve our dairy jokes after this match, because Tottenham actually bothered to show up in front of their ...

Yahoo Sports - 5d

Ex-player 'poured a brandy' after learning of his 'death'

Petko Ganchev jokes he "poured himself a small brandy" after his former club Arda Kardzhal held a minute's silence in the mistaken belief he had died.

BBC News - 16h

De'Aaron Fox to undergo season-ending surgery on pinkie as Spurs' injury woes continue

The Spurs are now without Victor Wembanyama and De'Aaron Fox.

Yahoo Sports - 5d

Longhorns lose WR DeAndre Moore Jr. for spring drills to injury

The Texas Longhorns will be without a key piece to start the spring

Yahoo Sports - 2d

Extended interview: John Mulaney on his standup persona

In this web exclusive, standup comedian John Mulaney talks with correspondent Tracy Smith about his earliest experience learning about jokes; developing his on-stage persona (and why it involves a ...

CBS News - Mar. 9

Comedian of Trump rally fame gets Netflix deal

Tony Hinchcliffe, the comedian who made multiple controversial jokes at a Trump rally in October, has received a Netflix deal. “Kill Tony is coming to Netflix. We're teaming up with Tony ...

The Hill - Mar. 10

Kenny Pickett trade grades: Browns ace deal for former first-round QB; Eagles get so-so mark for odd move

Cleveland upgraded its QB depth without giving up much

CBS Sports - Mar. 10

MLS Power Rankings: Miami stays top, Galaxy in free fall

While Miami wins without Lionel Messi, the reigning champion is bottom of the league.

ESPN - Mar. 11

Bills' GM says new signings Larry Ogunjobi, Michael Hoecht will each be suspended 6 games for PED violations

Buffalo will have to go six games without its pair of defensive signings

CBS Sports - 4d

PSG remain on course for unbeaten Ligue 1 season after Marseille win in Le Classique

Luis Enrique's UCL-contending Parisiens remain without a loss this domestic season

CBS Sports - 2d

Who's in the TGL playoffs? See which teams, players made the postseason and how to watch

No Tiger and no Rory but the TGL playoffs are moving on without the two league founders.

Yahoo Sports - 1d

Putin Doesn’t Actually Want Peace

He has come to love war and can no longer imagine a future without it.

The New York Times - 1d

Could 'Grey's' continue without Ellen Pompeo? The show's boss hopes it doesn't come to that

As 'Grey's Anatomy,' the long-running medical drama, makes its midseason return, showrunner Meg Marinis reflects on her tenure and gives a hint about the season finale.

Los Angeles Times - Mar. 7

Iranian singer who urged women to go without hijab is lashed over alcohol conviction

Iranian officials have flogged a popular singer who posted a song online urging women to remove their mandatory headscarves over a conviction for possessing and consuming alcohol

ABC News - Mar. 7

NFL free-agent rankings: Top 5 LBs has some solid options even without Zack Baun

Could Zack Baun's deal signal a rebound for linebackers in free agency?

Yahoo Sports - Mar. 7

Almost 290,000 properties without power as ex-Tropical Cyclone Alfred brings dangerous rain

South-east Queensland and northern NSW struggle to recover amid heavy downpours and flash flooding. Get our breaking news email , free app or daily news podcast Swathes of south-east ...

The Guardian - Mar. 9

Pope, responding well, rests as Vatican marks another Holy Year event without him

Pope Francis is continuing his recovery from double pneumonia after doctors reported some positive news

ABC News - Mar. 9

Pope thanks volunteers for ‘miracle of tenderness’ as another Holy Year event passes without him

Pope Francis issued a message Sunday thanking volunteers for the “miracle of tenderness” they offer the sick, as he continued his recovery from double pneumonia.

NBC News - Mar. 9

LeBron James injury: How the Lakers can survive the next few weeks without the face of the league

James is expected to miss at least 1-2 weeks due to a groin strain suffered during Saturday's game

CBS Sports - Mar. 9

My petty gripe: people keep throwing food away without asking me if I want it. Of course I do!

What does it cost you to let others finish your bowl of chips at the pub? What do you gain by binning the soggy fruit salad?. Last week’s chicken too dry to finish off. A carrot so old it flops ...

The Guardian - Mar. 10

Lakers, Luka Dončić fail first test without LeBron James in ugly loss to Nets, leaving JJ Redick frustrated

Dončić registered his second triple-double since joining the Lakers, but struggled mightily from the field

CBS Sports - Mar. 11

PGA Tour willing to 'integrate' aspects of LIV Golf without compromising 'exceptional' game, commissioner says

A deal between PGA Tour Enterprises and Saudi Arabia's Public Investment Fund appears closer than ever, though specifics remain outstanding

CBS Sports - Mar. 11

'He strangled me without asking' - experts say choking during sex now normal for many

Experts say it is increasingly filtering into real life as a result of frequent depiction in porn.

BBC News - 5d

NBA Power Rankings: Warriors enter top 10 as Jimmy Butler effect continues, Lakers dip without LeBron James

Extremely tight races highlight both conferences as the postseason rapidly approaches

CBS Sports - 5d

New technique helps LLMs rein in CoT lengths, optimizing reasoning without exploding compute costs

Carnegie Mellon University researchers propose a new LLM training technique that gives developers more control over chain-of-thought length.

VentureBeat - 5d

Three takeaways: Panthers slow Leafs rush game, finding success without key players

The view looks nice from the top.

Yahoo Sports - 4d

Kings Silence Capitals 3-0: Kuemper Shuts the Door, Ovechkin Held Without a Shot

The Los Angeles Kings were dominant on home ice, shutting out the Washington Capitals 3-0 in a statement victory at Crypto.com Arena. Goaltender Darcy Kuemper was flawless in his first game back ...

Yahoo Sports - 4d