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Fox News denies employee wrote Trump's jokes at Al Smith dinner
Fox News is disputing a claim made by former President Trump that "people from Fox" helped write jokes he delivered at a Catholic charity banquet this week. "Your material was real funny, who wrote ...7 hours ago - Donald Trump -
Politics - The Hill
Trump's hotel boon
Welcome to The Hill's Business & Economy newsletter {beacon} Business & Economy Business & Economy The Big Story Report reveals Trump's Washington hotel earnings Former President Trump's ...7 hours ago - Donald Trump -
Politics - The Hill
How Matt Drudge turned on Trump
“American Psycho,” screamed the banner headline on the Drudge Report this week underneath a photo of former President Trump swaying back and forth listening to music at a town hall in Pennsylvania, ...9 hours ago - Donald Trump -
Entertainment - ABC News
Fox News says none of its employees wrote jokes for Trump to tell at traditional campaign dinner
Fox News says none of its employees wrote jokes for Donald Trump to use at an appearance this week — denying an assertion made by the former president himself9 hours ago - Donald Trump -
Sports - ESPN
'It hurts': Baker jokes about absence from 'best friend' Andrews during the season
Baker said Andrews doesn't talk to him during the season, even though they're best friends.9 hours ago -
Politics - The Hill
Bill Clinton jokes about Trump 'enemy from within' remarks: 'I want him to transfer me to Guantánamo'
Former President Clinton joked about former President Trump’s "enemy from within" comments, while at a rally with Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz in Durham, N.C., Thursday. “I suppose that includes me,” ...11 hours ago - Donald Trump -
Politics - The Hill
Where Harris, Trump will be on Friday
Vice President Harris and former President Trump have entered the home stretch of campaign season, with the election just more than two weeks away. Both party nominees are on the ground Friday, ...12 hours ago - Donald Trump -
Politics - NBC News
Donald Trump thanks Melania Trump during the Al Smith dinner
Former Donald Trump praised his wife, Melania Trump, who accompanied the former president to the Al Smith dinner in New York City. Trump spoke about the former first lady's memoir, "Melania," which ...19 hours ago - Donald Trump -
Sports - Yahoo Sports
Donald Trump jokes at Al Smith dinner: 'It's a pleasure to be in New York without a subpoena'
Trump blasts Kamala Harris’s no-show as Vice President skips glamorous bash to campaign in Wisconsin22 hours ago - New York -
Top stories - ABC News
Trump attempted assassination suspect wants Trump-appointed judge to recuse herself
The man charged with an alleged attempt to assassinate Donald Trump is asking a judge appointed by the former president to recuse herself from the case.Yesterday - Donald Trump -
Top stories - CBS News
CBS News Trump-Harris poll finds Trump with slight edge in Arizona
In the race for the U.S. Senate seat in Arizona, Democrat Ruben Gallego leads Republican Kari Lake by 9 points.Yesterday - Donald Trump -
Politics - The Hill
Harris and Trump's paths to victory
Welcome to The Hill's Campaign newsletter {beacon} Campaign Report Campaign Report The Big Story Here are Harris and Trump’s clearest paths to victory The Electoral College system requires that ...Yesterday - Donald Trump -
Business - The New York Times
Is the Trump Trade Back?
Market observers see signs that investors increasingly believe Donald Trump will win the election, but there may be alternate explanations for a shift in sentiment.Yesterday - Donald Trump -
Politics - The Hill
Morning Report — Harris appeals to GOP critics of Trump; Trump courts Latinos
In today’s issue: Vice President Harris and former President Trump are racing toward the Election Day finish line, stacking their schedules as they work the airwaves — and the voters. Both ...Yesterday - Donald Trump -
Politics - CBS News
Trump claims to be the "father of IVF"
In an all-female town hall Tuesday night, former President Donald Trump made several false and strange statements, including that he was the "father of" in vitro fertilization. Nikole Killion ...2 days ago - Donald Trump -
Top stories - The New York Times
When Patriarchy Trumps Race
Despite his flaws, the former president’s ideas and style appeal to some Black men.2 days ago - Donald Trump -
Top stories - The New York Times
Trump Has Turned It Up to 11
The former president is so dependent on racial and ethnic antagonism that without it, he would be a marginal figure.2 days ago - Donald Trump -
Top stories - The New York Times
Trump Preaches to His Women’s Choir
Remaining persuadable voters are unlikely to be swayed by this late-breaking swerve toward the center.2 days ago - Donald Trump -
Politics - The Hill
Trump calls himself 'the father of IVF'
Former President Trump in a Fox News town hall that aired Wednesday called himself the “father of IVF,” seeking to claim credit as a defender of the fertility treatment that conservative Supreme ...2 days ago - Donald Trump -
Politics - The Hill
Trump promotes family’s cryptocurrency tokens
Former President Trump touted his family’s new cryptocurrency tokens, encouraging users to “embrace this incredible technology” in a video message Tuesday. The WLFI tokens, released Tuesday ...2 days ago - Donald Trump -
Top stories - The New York Times
Why Trump’s Weird Dance Party Is Deeply Alarming
There have been too many recent times he has wandered away from his thoughts.3 days ago - Donald Trump -
Politics - The Hill
Biden angrily rebukes Trump in Pennsylvania
President Biden on Tuesday night gave a feisty rebuke to former President Trump, calling him a loser and arguing he’s running for president again to stay out of jail. “More people are working today ...3 days ago - Joe Biden -
Politics - The Hill
Trump’s sit-down with Bloomberg
Welcome to The Hill's Business & Economy newsletter {beacon} Business & Economy Business & Economy The Big Story Trump’s sit-down with Bloomberg Former President Trump sat down Tuesday with the ...3 days ago - Donald Trump -
Business - The New York Times
Trump Media’s Stock Price Soars, Adding $2 Billion to Trump’s Stake
The sharp rise in the share price of the parent of Truth Social has added about $2 billion to the net worth of former President Donald J. Trump.3 days ago - Donald Trump -
World - The Guardian
‘I will be hunted down for my Taylor Swift jokes!’ Rose Matafeo on her scary return to standup
She won comedy’s top award, reinvented the romcom and now hosts Junior Taskmaster. So why does the New Zealand comic need Buddhist podcasts to get through the day?. Rose Matafeo is bad at endings. ...3 days ago -
Top stories - CBS News
Maryland grandfather spreads joy with daily "bad dad jokes" on his front yard sign
For the past 1,640 days, Maryland grandfather Tom Schruben has written a "bad dad joke" on a sign in his front yard. He started this tradition during the pandemic to lift his spirits and it has ...3 days ago -
Top stories - BBC News
Mrs Brown's Boys star sorry for 'clumsy' racial joke
The show's creator says he made the "clumsy attempt at a joke" during a Christmas show rehearsal.3 days ago -
Top stories - The New York Times
Trump Has Become Unmoored in Time
His grim vision of America seems stuck in the past.4 days ago - Donald Trump -
Top stories - CBS News
Harris, Trump push for votes in Pennsylvania
Vice President Kamala Harris and former President Donald Trump are in Pennsylvania for a crucial push to gather voters in the battleground state before the November election. CBS News political ...4 days ago - Donald Trump -
Top stories - BBC News
Strictly's Wynne heartbroken over 'stupid joke'
Viewers noticed some apparently awkward moments between the opera singer and his partner Katya Jones.4 days ago -
Politics - The Hill
Harris: Trump is 'dangerous' for Black Americans
Vice President Harris is zeroing in on former President Trump’s history of racially charged comments in an effort to warn Black voters away from casting their ballots for him in November. In an ...4 days ago - Donald Trump -
Top stories - CBS News
Trump, Harris both campaigning in Pennsylvania
Both Donald Trump and Kamala Harris are hitting the campaign trail in the battleground state of Pennsylvania Monday. CBS News' Anthony Salvanto, Jake Rosen and Nidia Cavazos have the latest on the ...4 days ago - Donald Trump -
Top stories - The New York Times
The Trump Voters Who Don’t Believe Trump
When the former president endorses violence and proposes using the government to attack his enemies, many of his supporters assume it’s just an act.4 days ago - Donald Trump -
World - The Guardian
‘Now I only do dick jokes when I want to’: how Texan standup Kemah Bob found freedom in Britain
Their Miss Fortunate show – which takes in bipolar disorder, financial ruin and a shocking scamming in Thailand – will ‘take the charge paddles to the chest’ of a comedy career that began with an ...4 days ago -
Politics - NBC News
More young men are showing support for Donald Trump
For generations, the youth vote has trended Democratic, but now there seems to be a shift to the right for young men increasingly supporting Donald Trump. NBC News' Shaquille Brewster went ...5 days ago - Donald Trump -
Top stories - BBC News
'I joked I'd give him £500 if he scored' – but did Trent experiment work?
Trent Alexander-Arnold played at left-back and scored for England in the win against Finland. But did the experiment work?5 days ago -
Top stories - BBC News
Strictly's Wynne and Katya speak out over 'inside jokes'
Wynne Evans and Katya Jones issue statements after Strictly Come Dancing viewers spot awkward moments.5 days ago -
Politics - The Hill
Trump, Harris tied nationally in new NBC poll
With just three weeks left until Election Day, a new national survey has found the White House race is deadlocked, with both former President Trump and Vice President Harris securing 48 percent ...5 days ago - Kamala Harris