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Business - The New York Times
Netflix Wanted ‘Wuthering Heights.’ Margot Robbie Wanted a Theatrical Release.
In the end, Ms. Robbie got what she wanted, signing a deal with Warner Bros.10 hours ago - Netflix -
Top stories - NBC News
Some voters joke they want to 'cancel out' family members' ballots in new TikTok trend
On TikTok, dozens of users are posting tongue-in-cheek videos about how their vote will “cancel out” someone else’s on the opposite end of the political spectrum.9 hours ago - Tiktok -
Politics - The Hill
Drugmaker wants an end to Ozempic copies
Presented by Alliance for Aging Research — Plus: FDA recalls thousands of antidepressant bottles due to cancer-causing chemical {beacon} Health Care Health Care The Big Story Novo Nordisk wants ...2 days ago -
Business - Financial Times
Boeing wants to be iconic — but not like before
The plane-maker is mired in debt, workforce strife and production glitches. Its new boss wants to turn back the clock2 days ago -
Sports - CBS Sports
Knicks' Josh Hart jokes that Celtics players need drug tests after New York's season-opening blowout loss
The Celtics knocked down a staggering 29 3-pointers in Tuesday's win2 days ago -
Top stories - BBC News
Does Australia want the British monarchy?
A visit by King Charles has reignited the debate over cutting ties with the royals2 days ago - Australia -
Politics - The Hill
Ocasio-Cortez: 'Trump thinks that people who work at McDonald’s are a joke'
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) slammed former President Trump for his recent visit to a McDonald's in Pennsylvania, suggesting the photo op was just an attempt at "connecting" with voters. ...3 days ago -
Sports - Yahoo Sports
UNLV coach jokes he'll try to 'sneak 12 or 13' players onto the field to slow down Heisman favorite Ashton Jeanty
Barry Odom said he may take a page from Oregon coach Dan Lanning's playbook.3 days ago -
Business - Financial Times
What Croesus wants from Trump
Rather than turning to Harris, US billionaires are again backing the man they once condemned3 days ago - Donald Trump -
World - The Guardian
Harris and Cheney talk economy, women’s health and Trump in Michigan campaign event – US elections live
VP and former Republican congresswoman meet voters in swing state; Trump holds rally in North Carolina. Don’t miss important US election coverage. Get our free app and sign up for election ...4 days ago - Donald Trump -
Tech - The Wall Street Journal
Pentagon Seeks Silicon Valley Elite to Join Reserves
A new Defense Department initiative would recruit top technical minds as part-time military officers.4 days ago -
Sports - Yahoo Sports
Scottie Scheffler makes joke about arrest after picking Miami over Louisville during 'College Gameday'
The world golf No. 1 was arrested following a traffic incident during May's PGA Championship in Louisville.6 days ago -
Business - Financial Times
‘Nobody Wants This’ and the new agelessness of man
Netflix’s hit romantic comedy reflects a world in which wrinkles, offices and children are slowly being obliteratedOctober 19 -
Politics - The Hill
Fox News denies employee wrote Trump's jokes at Al Smith dinner
Fox News is disputing a claim made by former President Trump that "people from Fox" helped write jokes he delivered at a Catholic charity banquet this week. "Your material was real funny, who wrote ...October 18 - Donald Trump -
Entertainment - ABC News
Fox News says none of its employees wrote jokes for Trump to tell at traditional campaign dinner
Fox News says none of its employees wrote jokes for Donald Trump to use at an appearance this week — denying an assertion made by the former president himselfOctober 18 - Donald Trump -
Sports - ESPN
'It hurts': Baker jokes about absence from 'best friend' Andrews during the season
Baker said Andrews doesn't talk to him during the season, even though they're best friends.October 18 -
Politics - The Hill
Bill Clinton jokes about Trump 'enemy from within' remarks: 'I want him to transfer me to Guantánamo'
Former President Clinton joked about former President Trump’s "enemy from within" comments, while at a rally with Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz in Durham, N.C., Thursday. “I suppose that includes me,” ...October 18 - Donald Trump -
Top stories - BBC News
Falsely accused man doesn't want murderer released
John Actie says he hopes Lynette White's family will appeal the decision to release her killer.October 18 -
Sports - Yahoo Sports
Donald Trump jokes at Al Smith dinner: 'It's a pleasure to be in New York without a subpoena'
Trump blasts Kamala Harris’s no-show as Vice President skips glamorous bash to campaign in WisconsinOctober 18 - New York -
Lifestyle - The New York Times
Finding a Few Good Waves, and ‘Everything I Wanted’
Laura Baroni and Paul Keating, both avid surfers, met in Costa Rica and felt immediately connected, if not through their native languages.October 18 -
World - The Guardian
Olympic snowboarder wanted by FBI for cocaine distribution and murder
Ryan Wedding, 43, accused of running cocaine ring Wedding competed for Canada at 2002 Winter Games A former Olympic snowboarder for Canada has been charged with running a drug trafficking ring ...October 17 - Olympics -
Business - Inc.
Does the Stock Market Want Trump to Be President?
Election odds favor Trump over Harris, but investors actually care about the Fed and economic data more than the White House.October 17 - Donald Trump -
Politics - The Hill
Congress wants telemedicine flexibilities to stay
Click in for more news from The Hill {beacon} Health Care Health Care The Big Story Congress wants telemedicine flexibilities to stay A bipartisan coalition of lawmakers in both the House and ...October 16 -
Top stories - CBS News
Why the Menendez brothers want their case reviewed
Erik and Lyle Menendez are calling for a review of new potential evidence in their case after serving nearly 35 years for the fatal shooting of their parents. CBS News' Jonathan Vigliotti reports.October 16 -
Entertainment - ABC News
Cate Blanchett wants you to laugh at politics in ‘Rumours’
The upcoming film “Rumours,” starring Cate Blanchett, starts off criticizing world leaders in a way most political satires would — and then it turns down the wit and turns up the absurdityOctober 16 -
Business - Inc.
SpaceX Wants Starlink Data Speeds to be 10X Faster
The internet satellite network wants FCC permission to tweak some technical specs to achieve broadband-fast data speeds, which could change how remote businesses use the internet.October 16 - SpaceX -
Business - Inc.
Wait, Workers Want More Meetings?
Most employees think additional meetings would make them more productive, a new report says. But only if those meetings are done right.October 16 -
Business - Inc.
This Startup Wants to Turn Planet-Warming Methane Into Fertilizer
Methane is a powerful greenhouse gas. Windfall Bio sees that as fertile ground for innovation.October 15 -
World - The Guardian
‘I will be hunted down for my Taylor Swift jokes!’ Rose Matafeo on her scary return to standup
She won comedy’s top award, reinvented the romcom and now hosts Junior Taskmaster. So why does the New Zealand comic need Buddhist podcasts to get through the day?. Rose Matafeo is bad at endings. ...October 15 -
Top stories - CBS News
Maryland grandfather spreads joy with daily "bad dad jokes" on his front yard sign
For the past 1,640 days, Maryland grandfather Tom Schruben has written a "bad dad joke" on a sign in his front yard. He started this tradition during the pandemic to lift his spirits and it has ...October 15 -
Top stories - BBC News
Mrs Brown's Boys star sorry for 'clumsy' racial joke
The show's creator says he made the "clumsy attempt at a joke" during a Christmas show rehearsal.October 15 -
Top stories - BBC News
Strictly's Wynne heartbroken over 'stupid joke'
Viewers noticed some apparently awkward moments between the opera singer and his partner Katya Jones.October 14 -
Sports - The New York Times
The Player Every N.B.A. Team Wants
Donte DiVincenzo is a two-time high school champion, a two-time national champion in college and, at 27, an N.B.A. champion.October 14 - NBA -
World - The Guardian
‘Now I only do dick jokes when I want to’: how Texan standup Kemah Bob found freedom in Britain
Their Miss Fortunate show – which takes in bipolar disorder, financial ruin and a shocking scamming in Thailand – will ‘take the charge paddles to the chest’ of a comedy career that began with an ...October 14 -
Top stories - BBC News
'I joked I'd give him £500 if he scored' – but did Trent experiment work?
Trent Alexander-Arnold played at left-back and scored for England in the win against Finland. But did the experiment work?October 13 -
Top stories - BBC News
Strictly's Wynne and Katya speak out over 'inside jokes'
Wynne Evans and Katya Jones issue statements after Strictly Come Dancing viewers spot awkward moments.October 13