Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go.
But Jose Luis Ballester went in a sacred place at the 2025 Masters, which is wild. The Spanish amateur who wore an upside down Arizona State hat in his first round at Augusta admitted to urinating in Rae's Creek.
“Well, I completely forgot that we had those restrooms to the left of the tee box,” he said Thursday, via the Augusta Chronicle. "...and then I'm like, I really need to pee. Didn't really know where to go, and since (Justin Thomas) had an issue on the green, I'm like, I'm just going to sneak here in the river and probably people would not see me that much, and then they clapped for me."
This shouldn't be a big deal, and probably isn't, but everyone's having a laugh over it, including us. As we woke up this morning to read all about the incident in the creek, we had so many headlines (that we could print) we came up with that we decided to share them with you:
Jose Luis Ballester caught taking relief at Augusta in Rae's Creek
Jose Luis Ballester was spraying all over Augusta National
Water hazard! Jose Luis Ballester went in Rae's Creek during the 2025 Masters
Jose Luis Ballester found himself in standing water at the Masters
Jose Luis Ballester found the drop zone at Augusta National
You're welcome.
This article originally appeared on For The Win: Jose Luis Ballester peeing in Rae's Creek headlines at 2025 Masters
