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Sports - Yahoo Sports
UNLV coach jokes he'll try to 'sneak 12 or 13' players onto the field to slow down Heisman favorite Ashton Jeanty
Barry Odom said he may take a page from Oregon coach Dan Lanning's playbook.6 hours ago -
Sports - ABC News
Deshaun Watson's season is ended by a ruptured Achilles tendon. Browns say QB will have surgery
Deshaun Watson won’t finish the season as Cleveland’s starting quarterback for the second straight year18 hours ago - NFL -
Politics - The Hill
Ocasio-Cortez: 'Trump thinks that people who work at McDonald’s are a joke'
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) slammed former President Trump for his recent visit to a McDonald's in Pennsylvania, suggesting the photo op was just an attempt at "connecting" with voters. ...3 hours ago -
Top stories - ABC News
Trump works the fry station, holds a drive-thru news conference at McDonald's
He still offers no evidence for saying Harris didn't work there in college.Yesterday - Donald Trump -
World - ABC News
Serbia's president thanks Putin for gas supplies and vows he'll never impose sanctions on Russia
Serbia's president has said after his telephone conversation with Russian President Vladimir Putin that his country will continue to refuse to impose sanctions against Russia over its invasion of ...2 days ago - Russia -
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Politics - The Hill
Musk says he'll award $1 million every day to Pennsylvania voters who sign his petition
Elon Musk announced he will pay up to $1 million per day to Pennsylvania voters who sign his America PAC petition leading up to Election Day. The petition asks signers to support free speech and ...2 days ago -
Sports - Yahoo Sports
'If you can kick and you’re at Arizona State, email me' — ASU coach says he'll have open kicking competition after loss to Cincinnati
Sun Devils kicker Ian Hershey has missed his last four field-goal attempts.2 days ago -
Sports - Yahoo Sports
Scottie Scheffler makes joke about arrest after picking Miami over Louisville during 'College Gameday'
The world golf No. 1 was arrested following a traffic incident during May's PGA Championship in Louisville.3 days ago -
Top stories - BBC News
Hospital to try and recoup £95K from fraud nurse
A hearing will determine if Tanya Nasir will have to pay back any of the nursing wages paid to her.3 days ago -
Politics - The Hill
Fox News denies employee wrote Trump's jokes at Al Smith dinner
Fox News is disputing a claim made by former President Trump that "people from Fox" helped write jokes he delivered at a Catholic charity banquet this week. "Your material was real funny, who wrote ...3 days ago - Donald Trump -
Entertainment - ABC News
Fox News says none of its employees wrote jokes for Trump to tell at traditional campaign dinner
Fox News says none of its employees wrote jokes for Donald Trump to use at an appearance this week — denying an assertion made by the former president himself4 days ago - Donald Trump -
Sports - ESPN
'It hurts': Baker jokes about absence from 'best friend' Andrews during the season
Baker said Andrews doesn't talk to him during the season, even though they're best friends.4 days ago -
Politics - The Hill
Bill Clinton jokes about Trump 'enemy from within' remarks: 'I want him to transfer me to Guantánamo'
Former President Clinton joked about former President Trump’s "enemy from within" comments, while at a rally with Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz in Durham, N.C., Thursday. “I suppose that includes me,” ...4 days ago - Donald Trump -
Top stories - The New York Times
200 Years Later, Still Trying to Define the Midwest
From the geographic boundaries to the values and friendliness, people have debated what defines the region essentially since it was labeled the Midwest. It has taken on a renewed urgency this ...4 days ago -
Sports - Yahoo Sports
Donald Trump jokes at Al Smith dinner: 'It's a pleasure to be in New York without a subpoena'
Trump blasts Kamala Harris’s no-show as Vice President skips glamorous bash to campaign in Wisconsin4 days ago - New York -
Entertainment - Los Angeles Times
Julian Casablancas on the Voidz, the Strokes and which way he'll (probably) vote
Ahead of a show with his band the Voidz at L.A.'s Orpheum Theatre, Julian Casablancas talks about the intersection of music and politics.6 days ago -
Sports - CBS Sports
Davante Adams trade: Star WR set to make Jets debut vs. Steelers; Aaron Rodgers 'really excited' about reunion
Rodgers and Adams discussed the trade and their excitement being back on the same team6 days ago - NFL -
World - The Wall Street Journal
How the U.S. Is Trying to Challenge China's Cobalt Chokehold
Talks over mining company Chemaf in Congo are part of a push by the Biden administration to secure global supplies of a metal used in everything from jet fighters and drones to electric-vehicle ...6 days ago - China -
Top stories - The New York Times
Harris Is Trying to Retain Black Voters’ Support
Also, the U.S. gave Israel an ultimatum on Gaza aid. Here’s the latest at the end of Tuesday.6 days ago -
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World - The Guardian
‘I will be hunted down for my Taylor Swift jokes!’ Rose Matafeo on her scary return to standup
She won comedy’s top award, reinvented the romcom and now hosts Junior Taskmaster. So why does the New Zealand comic need Buddhist podcasts to get through the day?. Rose Matafeo is bad at endings. ...October 15 -
Top stories - CBS News
Maryland grandfather spreads joy with daily "bad dad jokes" on his front yard sign
For the past 1,640 days, Maryland grandfather Tom Schruben has written a "bad dad joke" on a sign in his front yard. He started this tradition during the pandemic to lift his spirits and it has ...October 15 -
Top stories - BBC News
Councillor guilty of trying to murder wife
Darren Brown stabbed his wife three times in their home as she tried to comfort her baby.October 15 -
Top stories - BBC News
Mrs Brown's Boys star sorry for 'clumsy' racial joke
The show's creator says he made the "clumsy attempt at a joke" during a Christmas show rehearsal.October 15 -
Sports - CBS Sports
LeBron James says he has 'no idea' if he'll ever team up with Stephen Curry again
The Lakers and Warriors stars won a gold medal together at the Olympics in 2024October 15 - NBA -
Top stories - BBC News
Strictly's Wynne heartbroken over 'stupid joke'
Viewers noticed some apparently awkward moments between the opera singer and his partner Katya Jones.October 14 -
World - The Guardian
Uber ate my money, but it won’t listen when I try to complain
You can give up trying to make contact, even when it involves reporting suspected fraud. Uber and Uber Eats debited seven unauthorised payments, totalling more than £100, from my debit card. I ...October 14 -
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Top stories - BBC News
‘Try or die’ - one man’s determination to get to the Canary Islands
BBC Africa Eye is told that a migrant dies trying to reach the beaches of the Spanish archipelago every 45 minutes.October 13 -
Politics - CBS News
Harris, Trump try to shore up support with key voting blocs
Vice President Kamala Harris on Sunday was on the campaign trail in North Carolina, which is still recovering from the devastation of Hurricane Helene. Former President Trump meanwhile was in ...October 13 - Donald Trump -
Top stories - BBC News
'I joked I'd give him £500 if he scored' – but did Trent experiment work?
Trent Alexander-Arnold played at left-back and scored for England in the win against Finland. But did the experiment work?October 13 -
Top stories - BBC News
Strictly's Wynne and Katya speak out over 'inside jokes'
Wynne Evans and Katya Jones issue statements after Strictly Come Dancing viewers spot awkward moments.October 13