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Life of Janey Godley, comedian who defied her tragedies by cracking jokes

The comedian Janey Godley, who chronicled her struggles in unflinching detail, has died after a long illness.

Commentary: Four Seasons Total Landscaping felt like a joke. In reality, it was a warning

Though Kamala Harris' viral 'We Did It, Joe' moment eclipsed the Trump campaign's bizarre press conference in 2020, it's the latter whose consequences still live with us today.

Entertainment - Los Angeles Times - November 3

Kerr jokes how Celtics fans, disgruntled over Tatum, will greet him

Golden State Warriors coach Steve Kerr offered a perfect tongue-in-cheek response when asked how warm of a reception he expects from Boston Celtics fans.

Sports - Yahoo Sports - November 6

Inside the trade that began with a joke and ended with Brian Burns on the Giants

Burns says he never requested a trade from Carolina but is happy with the situation he's in with the Giants.

Sports - ESPN - November 6

JD Vance’s critics thought he was a joke. His political ruthlessness was serious

The Ohio senator is the real deal in Trump world and is now only a heartbeat away from the presidency. US election 2024 – latest updates US election results 2024: live map and tracker He ...

World - The Guardian - November 6

Brown calls Antetokounmpo 'a child' after 2-time MVP offers handshake before pulling hand back

Milwaukee Bucks star Giannis Antetokounmpo offered a handshake to Jaylen Brown after committing an offensive foul against the Boston Celtics wing — only to pull his hand back at the last moment

Sports - ABC News - 4 days ago

Trump floats seeking third term in joke to House Republicans

President-elect Trump floated the prospect of seeking a third term in an apparent joke to House Republicans on Wednesday as they met ahead of internal leadership elections. “I suspect I won’t be ...

Politics - The Hill - Yesterday

Trump Meets With Jubilant House G.O.P. and Jokes About a Third Term

“Isn’t it nice to win?” the president-elect asked to raucous applause by fellow Republicans. The influential billionaire Elon Musk joined him at the meeting and also received a standing ovation.

Top stories - The New York Times - Yesterday

No joke: The Onion wins bankruptcy auction for Alex Jones' Infowars

The Onion, the satirical news company that repeatedly spoofed conspiracy theorist Alex Jones, has won the bankruptcy auction for control over his media empire — most notably Infowars, the ...

'She just doesn't waver': Can ever-steady Collier lead Lynx back from brink of elimination?

In leadership and production, Collier has been everything to the Lynx this year. Now the poised superstar looks to keep Minnesota's season alive.

Sports - ESPN - October 18

Alvin Kamara doesn't blame fans for leaving Superdome early in Saints loss: 'If I was a fan, I'd leave too'

Kamara said the team needs to play better, so fans want to stay in their seats

Sports - CBS Sports - October 18

Mets vs. Dodgers: The OMG Mets head into offseason of uncertainty as 2024 thrill ride comes to an end — 'It doesn't feel real'

While it ended in disappointment, this New York team accomplished something meaningful.

Sports - Yahoo Sports - October 21

Alex Van Halen doesn't 'sugar coat' complex relationship he had with Eddie in new book 'Brothers'

The Van Halen drummer writes an elegy to modern guitar god Eddie about a brotherhood tested by drug abuse, power trips and all the other common traps that befall megastars who once shared the same ...

Entertainment - Los Angeles Times - October 21

Warren Buffett — worried about impersonators — says he doesn't endorse candidates or investments

Warren Buffett is worried about a rise in impersonators looking to capitalize on his name by purporting to be him recommending an investment product or political candidate on social media.

Warren Buffett — worried about impersonators — says he doesn't endorse candidates or investments

Buffett's actions were triggered in part by a fake political endorsement alerted to him on Meta's Instagram.

Business - CNBC - October 23

Heat unveil Dwyane Wade statue, but many think sculpture doesn't resemble Hall of Famer

Dwyane Wade was honored with a statue by the Miami Heat, yet many feel the sculpture doesn't resemble him.

Sports - Yahoo Sports - October 27

Patriots defender says Aaron Rodgers 'doesn't look the same' after Jets fall to 2-6

Is this the beginning of the end for Rodgers?

Sports - CBS Sports - October 28

D.J. Moore on Tyrique Stevenson Hail Mary fail: 'One play doesn't define him' but captains need to address it

Moore saw the video on social media following the game, just like everyone else

Sports - CBS Sports - October 28

Dwyane Wade taking high road on ridicule of his statue: 'It doesn't need to look like me'

The face of the statue has been widely mocked, but Wade says he's in on the joke

Sports - CBS Sports - October 29

CNN bans conservative guest for telling Muslim journalist 'I hope your beeper doesn't go off'

CNN has banned Ryan Girdusky from appearing on the network again after he told Mehdi Hasan "I hope your beeper doesn't go off," an apparent reference to the spate of exploding pagers in Lebanon ...

Trump says he didn't hear New York rally comedian, doesn't know him

Former President Trump says he does not know the controversial comedian who performed at his Madison Square Garden rally Sunday and didn't hear him speak — his most extensive public comments yet on ...

Politics - The Hill - October 29

Rose Namajunas says she doesn't deserve to fight Valentina Shevchenko next for UFC flyweight title

Namajunas respects the pecking order in the UFC women's flyweight division

Sports - CBS Sports - October 30

Russia fined Google so much money this headline doesn't have room for all the 0s

A Russian court has fined Google $20 decillion over the YouTube parent blocking Russian media outlets in the wake of Vladimir Putin's war in Ukraine.

Eagles' Saquon Barkley doesn't care 'tush push' takes away touchdowns, embodies play as winning football

Barkley wants touchdowns for the Eagles, no matter who gets it

Sports - CBS Sports - October 31

Elon Musk doesn't show at Philadelphia court hearing over $1M voter lottery

Billionaire Elon Musk's attorneys want a federal court to address a complaint from Philadelphia's District Attorney over Musk's super PAC's giveaway.

Stevie Nicks doesn't have many regrets, but waiting until 70 to vote is one of them

Stevie Nicks, who has endorsed Vice President Kamala Harris in the 2024 presidential election, admits she never voted until she was 70. 'I regret that.'

Entertainment - Los Angeles Times - October 31

Jets rookie Malachi Corley drops ball before crossing goal line, wiping out his 1st career TD

Malachi Corley is on a list of players who cost themselves TDs with a bad mistake.

Sports - Yahoo Sports - November 1

Joel Embiid rips 'bull----' criticism that he doesn't want to play: 'I've done way too much for this city'

Embiid has not played this season due to left knee injury management

Sports - CBS Sports - November 1

Sixers' Joel Embiid balks at notion that he doesn't want to play through knee injury

Joel Embiid has yet to play as the Sixers are off to a 1–3 start for the 2024-25 season. Fans and media are grumbling about the star center's availabllity.

Sports - Yahoo Sports - November 1

Cowboys running back Ezekiel Elliott will miss game at Falcons. Team doesn't say why

Dallas Cowboys running back Ezekiel Elliott won’t make the trip to Atlanta and will miss Sunday’s game for reasons the team didn’t disclose

Sports - ABC News - November 2

Patrick Mahomes injury update: Chiefs QB downplays ankle issue after not missing snap in OT win over Bucs

Kansas City held its collective breath for a few moments

Sports - CBS Sports - November 5

PGA Tour has big changes on the horizon. What doesn't change is players having to earn it: Analysis

The PGA Tour is likely to change eligibility for how many players get full cards

Sports - ABC News - November 5

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Life of Janey Godley, comedian who defied her tragedies by cracking jokes

Commentary: Four Seasons Total Landscaping felt like a joke. In reality, it was a warning

Kerr jokes how Celtics fans, disgruntled over Tatum, will greet him

Inside the trade that began with a joke and ended with Brian Burns on the Giants

JD Vance’s critics thought he was a joke. His political ruthlessness was serious

Brown calls Antetokounmpo 'a child' after 2-time MVP offers handshake before pulling hand back

Trump floats seeking third term in joke to House Republicans

Trump Meets With Jubilant House G.O.P. and Jokes About a Third Term

No joke: The Onion wins bankruptcy auction for Alex Jones' Infowars

'She just doesn't waver': Can ever-steady Collier lead Lynx back from brink of elimination?

Alvin Kamara doesn't blame fans for leaving Superdome early in Saints loss: 'If I was a fan, I'd leave too'

Mets vs. Dodgers: The OMG Mets head into offseason of uncertainty as 2024 thrill ride comes to an end — 'It doesn't feel real'

Alex Van Halen doesn't 'sugar coat' complex relationship he had with Eddie in new book 'Brothers'

Warren Buffett — worried about impersonators — says he doesn't endorse candidates or investments

Warren Buffett — worried about impersonators — says he doesn't endorse candidates or investments

Heat unveil Dwyane Wade statue, but many think sculpture doesn't resemble Hall of Famer

Patriots defender says Aaron Rodgers 'doesn't look the same' after Jets fall to 2-6

D.J. Moore on Tyrique Stevenson Hail Mary fail: 'One play doesn't define him' but captains need to address it

Dwyane Wade taking high road on ridicule of his statue: 'It doesn't need to look like me'

CNN bans conservative guest for telling Muslim journalist 'I hope your beeper doesn't go off'

Trump says he didn't hear New York rally comedian, doesn't know him

Rose Namajunas says she doesn't deserve to fight Valentina Shevchenko next for UFC flyweight title

Russia fined Google so much money this headline doesn't have room for all the 0s

Eagles' Saquon Barkley doesn't care 'tush push' takes away touchdowns, embodies play as winning football

Elon Musk doesn't show at Philadelphia court hearing over $1M voter lottery

Stevie Nicks doesn't have many regrets, but waiting until 70 to vote is one of them

Jets rookie Malachi Corley drops ball before crossing goal line, wiping out his 1st career TD

Joel Embiid rips 'bull----' criticism that he doesn't want to play: 'I've done way too much for this city'

Sixers' Joel Embiid balks at notion that he doesn't want to play through knee injury

Cowboys running back Ezekiel Elliott will miss game at Falcons. Team doesn't say why

Patrick Mahomes injury update: Chiefs QB downplays ankle issue after not missing snap in OT win over Bucs

PGA Tour has big changes on the horizon. What doesn't change is players having to earn it: Analysis

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