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Jets rookie Malachi Corley drops ball before crossing goal line, wiping out his 1st career TD
Malachi Corley is on a list of players who cost themselves TDs with a bad mistake.Sports - Yahoo Sports - November 1 -
Joel Embiid rips 'bull----' criticism that he doesn't want to play: 'I've done way too much for this city'
Embiid has not played this season due to left knee injury managementSports - CBS Sports - November 1 -
Sixers' Joel Embiid balks at notion that he doesn't want to play through knee injury
Joel Embiid has yet to play as the Sixers are off to a 1–3 start for the 2024-25 season. Fans and media are grumbling about the star center's availabllity.Sports - Yahoo Sports - November 1 -
Cowboys running back Ezekiel Elliott will miss game at Falcons. Team doesn't say why
Dallas Cowboys running back Ezekiel Elliott won’t make the trip to Atlanta and will miss Sunday’s game for reasons the team didn’t discloseSports - ABC News - November 2 -
Patrick Mahomes injury update: Chiefs QB downplays ankle issue after not missing snap in OT win over Bucs
Kansas City held its collective breath for a few momentsSports - CBS Sports - November 5 -
PGA Tour has big changes on the horizon. What doesn't change is players having to earn it: Analysis
The PGA Tour is likely to change eligibility for how many players get full cardsSports - ABC News - November 5 -
Movie Review: In Andrea Arnold's 'Bird,' a gritty fairy tale doesn't take flight
British filmmaker Andrea Arnold specializes in capturing souls, human and otherwise, in soulless environmentsEntertainment - ABC News - November 6 -
Inter vs. Arsenal: Gunners' emphasis on crosses doesn't work as Mikel Arteta's men fail to score again
Another game without a goal sees the Gunners lose in UCL for the first time this seasonSports - CBS Sports - November 7 -
Britain loves its 'special relationship' with the U.S. — but that doesn't mean Trump will love it back
The "special relationship" could be tested when Donald Trump returns to the White House following his election win against Vice President Kamala Harris.Business - CNBC - November 7 -
Lamar Jackson and the Ravens prevail after Bengals' 2-point gamble doesn't pay off
In another classic between AFC North rivals, Joe Burrow (428 yards, 4 TDs) and Ja'Marr Chase (264 yards, 3 TDs) fell agonizingly short in Baltimore.Sports - Yahoo Sports - November 8 -
Judge says Giuliani faces contempt if he doesn't turn over property to poll workers
A judge has raised the possibility of holding Rudy Giuliani in contempt if he fails to turn over property to two Georgia poll workers he defamed after the 2020 election.Top stories - ABC News - November 7 -
Bengals' Zac Taylor doesn't regret going for two vs. Ravens, despite attempt failing: 'Came here to win'
Taylor doesn't regret his decision to play for the win, rather than the tieSports - CBS Sports - 6 days ago -
Sen. Bernie Sanders says he doesn't support urging Justice Sonia Sotomayor to step down
Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., on Sunday defended keeping Justice Sonia Sotomayor on the Supreme Court, after some Democrats have reportedly considered pressuring her to step down while President Joe ...Top stories - NBC News - 4 days ago -
Dolphins' Tua Tagovailoa says he never considered retirement, doesn't want to be 'poster boy for concussions'
Tagovailoa said he was never advised to give up footballSports - CBS Sports - 3 days ago -
Tyreek Hill doesn't mention arrest when asked about wrist despite reportedly saying it made the injury worse
Hill reportedly has a torn ligament in his wristSports - CBS Sports - 2 days ago -
Klay Thompson doesn't want to look back on Warriors tenure ahead of Golden State return: 'Chapter is over'
Golden State will honor the team legend Tuesday night as the Mavs visit the Chase CenterSports - CBS Sports - 2 days ago -
Dave Coulier has Stage 3 cancer: 'Doesn't sound great,' but it's 'very treatable'
Dave Coulier has cancer and is undergoing chemotherapy for Stage 3 non-Hodgkin's lymphoma. The 'Full House' actor says the diagnosis was 'pretty overwhelming.'Entertainment - Los Angeles Times - Yesterday -
Thune says he doesn't know if Gaetz will be confirmed as AG 'until they start the process'
Incoming Senate Majority Leader John Thune (R-S.D.) weighed in on President-elect Trump's controversial decision to elevate former Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) to attorney general when he returns to ...Politics - The Hill - 8 hours ago -
'It hurts': Baker jokes about absence from 'best friend' Andrews during the season
Baker said Andrews doesn't talk to him during the season, even though they're best friends.Sports - ESPN - October 18 -
Donald Trump jokes at Al Smith dinner: 'It's a pleasure to be in New York without a subpoena'
Trump blasts Kamala Harris’s no-show as Vice President skips glamorous bash to campaign in WisconsinSports - Yahoo Sports - October 18 -
Bill Clinton jokes about Trump 'enemy from within' remarks: 'I want him to transfer me to Guantánamo'
Former President Clinton joked about former President Trump’s "enemy from within" comments, while at a rally with Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz in Durham, N.C., Thursday. “I suppose that includes me,” ...Politics - The Hill - October 18 -
Fox News says none of its employees wrote jokes for Trump to tell at traditional campaign dinner
Fox News says none of its employees wrote jokes for Donald Trump to use at an appearance this week — denying an assertion made by the former president himselfEntertainment - ABC News - October 18 -
Knicks' Josh Hart jokes that Celtics players need drug tests after New York's season-opening blowout loss
The Celtics knocked down a staggering 29 3-pointers in Tuesday's winSports - CBS Sports - October 23 -
Some voters joke they want to 'cancel out' family members' ballots in new TikTok trend
On TikTok, dozens of users are posting tongue-in-cheek videos about how their vote will “cancel out” someone else’s on the opposite end of the political spectrum.Top stories - NBC News - October 25 -
'Freshly Squeezed': Pittsburgh's orange juice joke leads Week 9 CFB trolls
A number of teams went for mascot-oriented jabs after a week full of action.Sports - ESPN - October 27
