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NBA winners and losers: Giannis' 'joke' doesn't land, Lakers bench D'Angelo Russell, Cavs stay perfect
We're taking a look at the biggest winners and losers from the last week in the NBASports - CBS Sports - November 11 -
Crypto’s Year of Capitulation Is a Joke
As crypto’s visionaries sell out, a true believer wonders whether the disruptive technology can stay true to its roots.Business - Inc. - November 11 -
Lewandowski: Bannon doesn't speak for Trump
Corey Lewandowski said that Steve Bannon doesn’t speak for President-elect Trump when reacting to the former strategist’s recent remarks about the federal government. “No one speaks for the ...Politics - The Hill - November 7 -
Why is Texas offering 1,400 acres of land to Trump for 'deportation facilities?'
After offering the Trump administration land for "deportation facilities," other parts of Texas near the border could be offered up, too, an official says.Top stories - ABC News - Yesterday -
Passengers injured after land train tips over
Ten people are thought to have been injured after a land train with passengers on board tipped over.Top stories - BBC News - October 31 -
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Why doesn't the popular vote determine the president?
This November, millions of Americans will head to polling stations across the country to cast their votes — for a slate of electors.Politics - The Hill - October 31 -
Scaloni: Club minutes rule doesn't apply to Messi
Argentina head coach Lionel Scaloni usually demands that individuals regularly feature for their club to be considered for the national team, before emphasizing Lionel Messi's case is "different."Sports - ESPN - 4 days ago -
Bluesky chief doesn't know age limit for platform
Jay Graber wrongly said you needed to be 18 to use Bluesky, when the actual age limit is 13.Top stories - BBC News - 2 days ago -
Wade defends statue's look amid hail of jokes
Dwyane Wade defended his new statue from criticism, saying it represents an "artistic version" of an iconic moment that was trying to be captured.Sports - ESPN - October 29 -
Why the racist jokes at Trump's rally fell so flat, according to comedians
Fellow comics were among the most vocal critics of Tony Hinchcliffe, whose recent jokes at at former President Donald Trump’s Madison Square Garden rally Sunday bombed.Top stories - NBC News - October 30 -
Republican calls Biden-Harris border policies 'a joke'
ABC News’ Linsey Davis spoke with Rep. Monica De La Cruz of Texas about securing a second term.Top stories - ABC News - November 13 -
Not a Joke: ‘The Onion’ Buys Alex Jones’s InfoWars Site
The satirical publication acquired the extreme-right, Sandy Hook-denying InfoWars during an auction of Jones’s assets, and will use it to parody its sanity-challenged conspiracy claims.Business - Inc. - November 14 -
Prince Harry jokes in tattoo sketch for Invictus
Prince Harry has appeared in a comedy sketch about getting a tattoo, as he promotes his Invictus Games.Top stories - BBC News - 4 days ago -
The Land Of Novo I Sunday on 60 Minutes
Denmark—home to some of the world's wealthiest and healthiest people—is now home to Europe's largest company, Novo Nordisk. The company's weight loss wonder drugs Ozempic and Wegovy have slimmed ...Top stories - CBS News - October 31 -
Plane fails to land amid fierce typhoon in Taiwan
A plane at Taoyuan Airport was forced to abort its initial landing amid strong winds.Top stories - BBC News - November 1 -
Man with cerebral palsy who gave up hope of finding work lands modelling job
Elliot Caswell, who has cerebral palsy, booked a modelling job after a BBC documentary explored his difficulties finding work.Top stories - BBC News - November 2 -
Man missing at sea lands boat in Ireland
Chris Ellery's boat broke down in the Irish Sea, but he was able to make it to County Wicklow.Top stories - BBC News - November 2 -
America, land of the free — but only if we’re careful
We have reason to worry when nearly half the nation's voters tell pollsters they'll vote for Trump.Politics - The Hill - November 4 -
Lions bolster pass rush, trade for Browns' Smith
The Lions added a pass rusher before the NFL trade deadline, acquiring Za'Darius Smith in a deal with the Browns.Sports - ESPN - November 5 -
Why Harris’s Push for Democracy Didn’t Land With Voters
In more than 200 interviews, voters worried not about an endangered country, but about paying rent.Top stories - The New York Times - November 6 -
Qantas plane makes emergency landing in Sydney
A Qantas plane bound for Brisbane made an emergency landing in Sydney shortly after takeoff. The airline said there were potential issues with an engine. Passengers reported hearing a loud bang, ...Top stories - CBS News - November 8 -
Elon Musk, Ramaswamy land Trump admin roles
President-elect Trump has tapped tech entrepreneurs Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy to lead an advisory group focused on cutting federal spending and reducing the size of the government. Trump ...Politics - The Hill - November 13 -
Wasps secure land to build new stadium in Kent
Former Premiership club Wasps move a step closer to a return to professional rugby by securing land to build a new stadium in Kent.Top stories - BBC News - November 13 -
Trump whirlwind lands in Washington with stunning moves
A Trump tornado hit the nation’s capital Wednesday. President-elect Trump shook up the political world with nominations for key posts that shocked even some Republicans. He had earlier savored the ...Politics - The Hill - November 14 -
Jon Gruden lands job at Barstool Sports
NFL agitator Jon Gruden has taken a job with one of the NFL's biggest agitators in all of media.Sports - Yahoo Sports - November 14 -
Cubs trade for Morgan, Thaiss; Wisdom DFA'ed
The Cubs acquired reliever Eli Morgan and catcher Matt Thaiss in trades Wednesday and also designated infielder Patrick Wisdom for assignment.Sports - ESPN - 3 days ago -
SpaceX Starship Launch Ends With a Dramatic Water Landing
President-elect Donald J. Trump joined Elon Musk, as his company’s prototype moon and Mars rocket carried out a sixth test flight that showed a mix of progress and setbacks.Science - The New York Times - 3 days ago -
QB Room: If Aaron Rodgers is done with the Jets, where does he play in 2025? Here’s the outlook.
Could Rodgers follow a similar path as Brett Favre and find a late-career surge with a new team? And elsewhere in the league, three QBs are facing intriguing contract situations after the season.Sports - Yahoo Sports - Yesterday -
Reds land Singer from Royals for India, Wiemer
The Reds acquired starting pitcher Brady Singer from the Royals in exchange for infielder Jonathan India and outfielder Joey Wiemer.Sports - ESPN - 10 hours ago -
How a quiet village turned into the Land of Oz for Wicked
It was exciting times for residents as Munchkinland emerged from a field in their quiet community.Top stories - BBC News - 19 hours ago -
On Blood-Soaked Ground, a ‘Prayer for the Future’ of a Divided Land
Two weeks after the election, a gathering in Gettysburg commemorated Lincoln’s address, 272 words that have come to epitomize what it means to be presidential.Top stories - The New York Times - 11 hours ago -
SpaceX Starship Launch Ends With a Dramatic Water Landing
President-elect Donald J. Trump joined Elon Musk, as his company’s prototype moon and Mars rocket carried out a sixth test flight that showed a mix of progress and setbacks.Science - The New York Times - 3 days ago -
Hillary Clinton: Harris doesn't have Comey 'waiting in the wings to kneecap her'
Former Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton joked Thursday that Vice President Harris has at least one major advantage over her own 2016 White House bid: no James Comey "waiting in the ...Politics - The Hill - October 25 -
JJ Redick takes the blame as Lakers lose for first time this season
Lakers coach JJ Redick points out a couple of missteps he made in the second quarter of narrow loss to the Suns.Sports - Yahoo Sports - October 29 -
Carabao Cup win doesn't let Man United's players off the hook
Wednesday's triumph was a much-needed win for Man United, but make no mistake: this is not evidence that the club has turned a corner.Sports - ESPN - October 31
