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Trump Defends Tariff Strategy Amid Global Trade War and Market Chaos
Amid the doom and gloom in financial markets, President Trump continues to insist he’s got a plan.The New York Times - 1d -
Bowser’s pricing remarks Ninten-don’t offset Switch 2 sticker shock
Doug Bowser said that Nintendo is practicing "variable pricing" on Switch 2 titles. He does realize that's not actually reassuring, right?VentureBeat - 1d -
RFK Jr. Offers Qualified Support for Measles Vaccination
In an interview with CBS, the health secretary also suggested he wasn’t familiar with massive cuts to state funding for public health.The New York Times - 1d -
Why This Crypto Startup Just Put a GameStop Redditor in Its C-Suite
Jaime Rogozinski founded the infamous r/WallStreetBets forum. Now, he’s throwing his weight behind a crypto infrastructure company.Inc. - 19h -
Tanzania arrests prominent opposition leader after calling for electoral reforms at rally
Tanzania’s main opposition leader is in custody after he was arrested at a public rally ahead of planned general elections in OctoberABC News - 20h -
Robert W. McChesney, Who Warned of Corporate Media Control, Dies at 72
In over a dozen books, he explored the failures of journalism and the internet, blaming capitalism and calling for the nationalization of Facebook and Google.The New York Times - 18h -
Watch: Pope seen without usual papal attire
Pope Francis visits St Peter's Basilica in the Vatican, still with an oxygen tube, as he continues to recover from ill health.BBC News - 14h -
Top Chinese general removed in Xi’s latest purge
He Weidong was number-two officer in People’s Liberation Army and member of Communist party politburoFinancial Times - 12h -
Isaiah Bond sexual assault allegations: NFL Draft prospect turns himself in on outstanding warrant, per report
Bond, an NFL Draft prospect, said in a statement that he is a willing and active participant in the investigationCBS Sports - 11h -
General strike hits transport in Argentina
President Javier Milei has made sweeping cuts to public services since he took office 16 months ago.BBC News - 7h -
How chaotic markets could help Trump balance trade
Mayhem threatens to erode the appeal of US investments — which could, perversely, help Trump get what he wants.Financial Times - 4h -
No. 7 PG recruit Lewis decommits from Kentucky
Acaden Lewis, the No. 7-ranked point guard in the 2025 class, decommitted from Kentucky, he told ESPN on Thursday.ESPN - 2h -
Salah signs new two-year deal with Liverpool
Mohamed Salah is excited Liverpool "have a chance to win other trophies" as he signs a fresh two-year contract.BBC News - 1h -
Masters amateur admits to urinating on course during his round: ‘I forgot we had restrooms’
Jose Luis Ballester said he was caught out while playing the 13th holeYahoo Sports - 1h -
You can't please everybody - Man Utd boss Skinner
Manager Marc Skinner accepts he is "not going to please everybody" in the Manchester United fanbase.Yahoo Sports - 44m -
Chicago Blackhawks put up 3 goals in 93 seconds in a 5-2 win: ‘That’s what our team is capable of doing’
BOSTON — Nick Foligno rarely gets to talk about a win, much less one in which he scores twice and the Chicago Blackhawks post three goals in 93 seconds en route to a 5-2 victory. As captain, he’s ...Yahoo Sports - 5h -
DC, get ready for Randy Fine: ‘Hardest right hook in the business’
“Somebody punches him, he throws the biggest haymaker that's around at his opponents,” said Florida state Sen. Joe Gruters, “and that goes for Republicans and Democrats.”Politico - 3d -
King K. Holmes, a Pioneer in STD Research, Dies at 87
He took a down-to-earth approach to sexually transmitted infections, a subject no one wanted to discuss, arriving at novel methods of treatment and prevention.The New York Times - 2d -
Nuclear Testing Not Advised, Trump’s Nominee Says in Senate Hearing
Brandon Williams, the nominee to lead the National Nuclear Security Administration, said he would recommend reliance on “scientific information” rather than a restart of explosive testing.The New York Times - 2d -
Paddington Returns to His Bench. Order Is Restored.
Two men vandalized a statue of England’s beloved storybook bear last month. On Wednesday, he was returned to his bench in the town of Newbury — with a marmalade sandwich, of course.The New York Times - 1d -
Luka Doncic expects a lot of emotions for him and Mavs fans in his return to Dallas with Lakers
Luka Doncic knows there will be a lot of emotions when he steps on the court in Dallas for the first time wearing his No. 77 jersey for the Los Angeles LakersABC News - 1d -
RFK Jr. Hits His Stride in Arizona as His Chronic Disease Tour Wraps
The health secretary seemed stoic — maybe nervous, even — at the start of his first major trip. But on a hike with Navajo Nation leaders, he was finally in his element.The New York Times - 1d -
OpenAI Asks Court to Bar Elon Musk From Unfairly Attacking It
In a legal filing, OpenAI asked a federal court to hold Mr. Musk responsible for any damage he has caused the firm, in the latest sign of their bitter feud.The New York Times - 1d -
Lawyers for American Scholar Fear Thailand Will Deport Him
The scholar, Paul Chambers, was released on bail Thursday, but without his passport, his lawyers said. He has denied charges of insulting the Thai monarchy.The New York Times - 23h -
Jon Hamm Finds His Way Back to the Hilltop
For the actor, the decade since “Mad Men” ended has been a period of personal change and mixed professional success. Suddenly, he is everywhere again.The New York Times - 17h -
Teddi Mellencamp and dad John get real about burial plans as she battles Stage 4 cancer
As Teddi Mellencamp's cancer saga continues, dad John Mellencamp is planning her funeral — or at least making sure he's clear on where she wants to be interred.Los Angeles Times - 14h -
Lionel Messi contract talks: Inter Miami owner Jorge Mas says 'all the stars are aligning' for new deal
The Inter Miami owner hints at a resolution in 60 or 90 days as he strives to have the Argentine on the field when they open a new stadium in 2026CBS Sports - 13h -
Aspinall wins Premier League night in Manchester
Nathan Aspinall delights his home crowd in Manchester as he claimed his first nightly win of the year to move into the Premier League play-off places.BBC News - 10h -
Greenland | Sunday on 60 Minutes
President Trump said he wants to acquire Greenland "one way or another," but Greenlanders have a warning. Jon Wertheim reports. 60 Minutes, Sunday.CBS News - 9h -
Inside Trump’s Plan to ‘Get’ Greenland: Persuasion, Not Invasion
The island’s population might not be easily convinced as the president tries to clinch what he may see as one of history’s greatest real estate deals.The New York Times - 12h -
Kim Shin-jo, North Korean Commando Who Sought to Kill South Korea’s Leader, Dies
He famously said the mission of a hit squad sent by Pyongyang in 1968 was to “slit the throat” of the South Korean dictator Park Chung-hee.The New York Times - 9h -
Autoworkers Union Chief Gives Trump’s Tariffs a Mixed Review
In an address to the U.A.W., Shawn Fain said a targeted approach could help bring jobs back to the United States, but he criticized universal duties.The New York Times - 7h -
Fridrik Olafsson, Grandmaster Who Led Iceland’s Rise in Chess, Dies at 90
At a time before his country became a chess powerhouse, he defeated four world champions, including Bobby Fischer and another in an unlikely turn of events.The New York Times - 3h -
4/10: America Decides
Stocks drop as concern grows over Trump’s China tariffs; attorney claims he was detained at airport for representing pro-Palestinian protestorCBS News - 2h -
'Perfect marriage goes on - Liverpool and Salah need each other'
Mohamed Salah's decision to sign a new contract shows he and Liverpool cannot live without each other, says chief football writer Phil McNultyBBC News - 55m -
'Perfect marriage goes on - Liverpool and Salah need each other'
Mohamed Salah's decision to sign a new contract shows he and Liverpool cannot live without each other, says chief football writer Phil McNultyYahoo Sports - 38m -
Sebastien Chabal: I cannot remember a single second of my rugby career
Sebastian Chabal, the former France and Sale Sharks forward, has revealed that he cannot remember “a single second of a rugby match I played”.Yahoo Sports - 22m -
Morgan Jay is giving his audience the musical sex comedy they want (and an auto-tuned microphone)
Jay rose to popularity for his use of an auto-tuned microphone in his performances and audience-participation segments that went viral on TikTok. Now he's in the middle of a U.S. and international ...Los Angeles Times - 2d -
Trump threatens to impose an additional 50% tariff on China
President Trump said he will slap more tariffs on imports from China if it doesn't withdraw a retaliatory tariff on U.S. products. Beijing bristled at his latest threat.CBS News - 3d -
Zelenskyy says Ukrainian forces caught 2 Chinese men fighting for Russia
Ukraine's leader says two Chinese nationals were caught fighting alongside Russia's army in the war-torn east of his country, and he's demanding answers from Beijing.CBS News - 2d
