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New York crypto personality used 'Seinfeld' joke in fraud, feds reveal
A New York man pleaded guilty to swindling people out of more that $1 million in a scheme that referenced the "Seinfeld" character George Costanza.CNBC - Business - New York -
Nighthorse Bar Hosts Evil Laugh Competition in Brooklyn
The Wicked Witch. Dr. Evil. Mr. Burns. Ena Da? At the Evil Laugh Competition in Brooklyn, a contest for the best mwahahahaha.The New York Times - Lifestyle -
Usyk floors Fury, rallies to claim undisputed crown
Oleksandr Usyk nearly stopped Tyson Fury in the ninth round and pulled out a split decision win to become the first undisputed heavyweight champion in the four-belt era.ESPN - Sports -
Sullivan, Saudi crown prince discuss security agreement
White House National Security Adviser Jake Sullivan met with the Saudi crown prince over the weekend to discuss a security agreement between the two countries. The state-run Saudi Press Agency said Sullivan and Saudi Arabia Crown Prince Mohammed ...The Hill - Politics - United Kingdom -
The right US-China policy prioritizes collaboration despite competition
Conflict and hostility currently dominate the China discourse.The Hill - Politics -
‘It was smart to marry the competition’: meet the ‘power couples’ who work together
Meet four couples who are married to each other – and the job. Yes, it can get shouty, but knowing your partner so well brings unexpected benefits, both to the working relationship and to time at home. Chris Cartlidge and Lucy Khan Continue ...The Guardian - World -
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New Miss USA crowned after former titleholders resign amid controversy
After both Miss USA and Miss Teen USA gave up their titles earlier his month, the Miss USA Organization has crowned a successor.CBS News - Top stories -
'Stepchild' of the Triple Crown? Debate lingers over restoring the prestige of the Preakness
Talk of Kentucky Derby winner Mystik Dan not running in the Preakness raised questions about the second leg of horse racing’s Triple Crown, which has in recent years fallen on hard timesABC News - Sports -
Crown Electrokinetics’ ‘meme’ stock rockets again on massive volume
Crown Electrokinetics’ stock continued its rocket ride higher on heavy volume Friday, with the smart-glass technology company saying there’s no explanation for the recent “meme”-like activity.MarketWatch - Business -
Will Biden Now Step Up on Ukraine?
His limits on Kyiv are a strategy for defeat on the installment plan.The Wall Street Journal - World - Joe Biden -
Savannah Gankiewicz of Hawaii crowned Miss USA after previous winner resigned, citing mental health
Savannah Gankiewicz of Hawaii has been crowned Miss USA 2023, more than a week after the previous titleholder resigned for mental health reasonsABC News - Entertainment -
Steve Kornacki's Guide to the Preakness: Will Mystik Dan take the second leg of the Triple Crown?
Step aside, red roses, it’s time for some black-eyed Susans.NBC News - Top stories -
Seize the Grey wins the Preakness for D. Wayne Lukas and ends Mystik Dan’s Triple Crown bid
Seize the Grey win the Preakness Stakes for Hall of Fame trainer D. Wayne Lukas.ABC News - Top stories -
Preakness Stakes 2024: Seize the Grey wins in Baltimore, ending Mystik Dan's Triple Crown hopes
The Triple Crown is no longer in play.Yahoo Sports - Sports -
Seize the Grey wins Preakness Stakes, ruining Mystik Dan’s Triple Crown bid
Dark horse Seize the Grey galloped to a Preakness Stakes victory in Baltimore on Saturday, denying Mystik Dan a place in history and delivering another garland of black-eyed Susans to legendary trainer D. Wayne Lukas.NBC News - Top stories -
US national security adviser, Saudi Arabia's crown prince meet to discuss 'semi-final' security deal
President Joe Biden’s national security adviser Jake Sullivan has met with Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman to discuss what the kingdom described as the “semi-final” version of a wide-ranging security agreement between the countriesABC News - World -
How Britain became the world’s worst on homelessness
Insufficient housing, an eroded social sector and diminished state support made tens of thousands destituteFinancial Times - World - United Kingdom -
How Online Shopping Is Evolving in a World Without Cookies
Replacing third-party cookies with other types of data that drive personalized interactions is a sure-fire way to win customers.Inc. - Business -
Brazil named 2027 Women's World Cup hosts
Brazil are voted hosts of the 2027 Women's World Cup after beating a joint bid by Belgium, the Netherlands and Germany at Fifa's congress.BBC News - Top stories - World Cup -
Usyk v Fury: World champions separated at weigh-in
Usyk v Fury: World champions separated at weigh-inBBC News - Top stories -
Why an uncertain world needs to take on more risk
Scarring from a series of shocks generates a defensive mindset that is holding back growthFinancial Times - World -
Cacace upsets Cordina to claim IBF world title
Belfast super-featherweight Anthony Cacace pulls off a huge shock in Saudi Arabia by stopping Joe Cordina in the eighth round to win the IBF world title.BBC News - Top stories -
To Run the World — Moscow’s quest for power and parity with the US
Sergey Radchenko’s cold war history links Putin to Kremlin predecessors leading a Russia driven by empire, not ideologyFinancial Times - Business -
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Lab-Grown Meat Is on Shelves Now. But There’s a Catch
A store in Singapore is selling lab-grown chicken, but it contains only 3 percent animal cells.Wired - Tech -
8 Books to Read Now: Best in Business
Books that illuminate the workplace and the marketplace, as featured by The Wall Street Journal’s reviewers.The Wall Street Journal - World -
You Made a Mistake in Your Taxes. Now What?
The rules around amending a return can get complicated. Here’s what you need to know.The Wall Street Journal - World -
The Best PS5 SSD Deals At Amazon Right Now
Outfitting your PS5 with a larger NVMe SSD for more storage space is a worthwhile upgrade. Unfortunately, NVMe SSD prices are higher than they were last year due to production costs and general shortages, so it isn't always easy to justify the ...GameSpot - Tech -
The Best Gluten-Free Sandwich Breads to Buy Now
Too often, a bread with no gluten makes a sandwich without integrity. Among the many options available today, we found the slices that can actually cut it.The Wall Street Journal - World -
XDefiant Can Be Preloaded Now, PC Specs Revealed
XDefiant, Ubisoft's free-to-play multiplayer shooter featuring factions from across Ubisoft's various game franchises, can now be preloaded ahead of its May 21 launch. For those on PC, Ubisoft has additionally revealed XDefiant's PC system ...GameSpot - Tech -
Saturday Sessions: The Avett Brothers perform "Forever Now"
A return visit to Saturday Sessions from The Avett Brothers. The Grammy nominees just released their first album in five years. From their self-titled collection, "The Avett Brothers" here is "Forever Now".CBS News - Top stories -
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Fixed income should have more love in a ‘higher and hold’ world
The prospects for returns are much brighter, with bond yields at the highest levels since the global financial crisisFinancial Times - World -
I was a Republican Partisan. It Altered the Way I Saw the World.
Your emotions will often lead you astray.The New York Times - Top stories -
FIFA vote awards Brazil 2027 Women's World Cup
Brazil has been confirmed as host of the 2027 Women's World Cup after the voting from 211 federations at the 74th FIFA Congress celebrated in Bangkok on Friday.ESPN - Sports - World Cup -
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World No. 1 golfer Scottie Scheffler arrested outside PGA Championship
World No. 1 golfer Scottie Scheffler was arrested and charged with a felony and other counts Friday morning outside the PGA Championship in Louisville, Kentucky. Follow here live updates.CNN - Top stories -
Here's everything we know about world No. 1 Scheffler's arrest
Scottie Scheffler's Friday morning at the PGA Championship was a whirlwind after his early-morning arrest and tee time, which he made. Here's what happened.Yahoo Sports - Sports -
Pope Francis on ideological division: "We cannot divide the world"
In a historic interview from the Vatican, Pope Francis sat down with "CBS Evening News" anchor and managing editor Norah O'Donnell to discuss a range of issues, including the criticism he's faced for trying to make the church more inclusive. The ...CBS News - Top stories